ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game
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Killed time and screwed the Company...
now I'm in jail for Murder and Rape!
now I'm in jail for Murder and Rape!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
lost my toothbrush a couple of nights ago and i simply cant do without brushing my teeth before i go to bed so i went round to my friends house to see if i could borrow hers, well it turned out that she couldnt help me due to her being out visiting her grandma in hospital,she had broken her hip earlier in the week,shes a lovely old woman,anyway i was in a bit of a pickle but there was an allnight chemists two towns over so i asked my dad to drive me over,thankfully the chemists was open and i got my toothbrush but the drama didnt stop there, i had just walked out of the chemists when my dad told me that the car had broken down and it was too late to get a cab and wed have to stay at my aunts house who happened to live nearby which was lucky seen as shed only moved in two weeks ago,so we spent the night but then we had to wait for the repair man to come the following morning which took hours and then my dad drove me to school but i told him i wasnt feeling too well so we went home,when we got there my dad insisted that i go to the doctors so i said ok and we went, the doctor told me i probably had gastritus which was a worry, so my dad phoned my mum and she said dont worry but no exerting yourself tonight and straight to bed-well, that was last night.
Teacher:-"so your saying you forgot your homework(dramatic pause)because you lost your toothbrush!"
Teacher:-"so your saying you forgot your homework(dramatic pause)because you lost your toothbrush!"
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
My excuse is exACTly the same as tazzyjoe's!!!! 
weird, huh.
weird, huh.you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Opposite Day is today, ain't it?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
read the wrong book
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~