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Posted: **Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:56 pm**

Abducted by aliens. Again.

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:12 am**

Been visiting grandma in hospital, she is sick.

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:18 am**

Can't you see I have far more important things to do?

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:33 am**

Dammit woman, I didn't want to!

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:37 am**

extra credit, I turned in much.

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:44 am**

Futurama was on.

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:35 am**

gravy sale at the A&P

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:26 am**

Hark whos talking, you flunked out of school!

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:54 am**

Indians, Indians those pesky indians!

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:16 pm**

Joined the circus.

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:05 pm**

Killed time and screwed the Company...
now I'm in jail for Murder and Rape!

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:53 pm**

lost my toothbrush a couple of nights ago and i simply cant do without brushing my teeth before i go to bed so i went round to my friends house to see if i could borrow hers, well it turned out that she couldnt help me due to her being out visiting her grandma in hospital,she had broken her hip earlier in the week,shes a lovely old woman,anyway i was in a bit of a pickle but there was an allnight chemists two towns over so i asked my dad to drive me over,thankfully the chemists was open and i got my toothbrush but the drama didnt stop there, i had just walked out of the chemists when my dad told me that the car had broken down and it was too late to get a cab and wed have to stay at my aunts house who happened to live nearby which was lucky seen as shed only moved in two weeks ago,so we spent the night but then we had to wait for the repair man to come the following morning which took hours and then my dad drove me to school but i told him i wasnt feeling too well so we went home,when we got there my dad insisted that i go to the doctors so i said ok and we went, the doctor told me i probably had gastritus which was a worry, so my dad phoned my mum and she said dont worry but no exerting yourself tonight and straight to bed-well, that was last night.
Teacher:-"so your saying you forgot your homework(dramatic pause)because you lost your toothbrush!"

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:24 pm**

My excuse is exACTly the same as tazzyjoe's!!!!

weird, huh.

Posted: **Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:47 pm**

NONONONONONONO

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2005 1:01 am**

Opposite Day is today, ain't it?

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:36 am**

poisoned!!?!

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:59 am**

questions need answers and I have none.

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:43 am**

read the wrong book

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:24 am**

Posted: **Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:56 am**

Tonight I'm Having Sex

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