Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:28 am**

Cagliostro wrote:
Esmer wrote:
Cagliostro wrote: Are you sure it isn't "grease" that is the word?

SURFIN' BIRD

THE TRASHMEN

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Oh, I knew what song you were referencing, but I just wondered if you wanted to reconsider. I think Surfin' Bird is the superior song as well.

nobody asked you.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:28 am**

sgt.null wrote:i my know the word?

supercilious.

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:44 pm**

What wine is best served with corn dogs?

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:52 pm**

Two Buck Chuck, IMO...

...but Esmer, I would like to see your reply anyway...

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:06 am**

will it be wine in a box.
or is thunderbird the word?

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:05 pm**

What beer is served in heaven?

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:10 pm**

In Heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.

In Heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.

In Heaven there is no fear
(No fear)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.

In Heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.

Thugs and drugs
Beer...

In Heaven there is no sex
(Oh no!)
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.

In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.

What the heck! Yeah!

Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,
And delicious food.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:29 pm**

Cagliostro wrote:What wine is best served with corn dogs?

Mad Dog 20/20.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:29 pm**

sgt.null wrote:will it be wine in a box.
or is thunderbird the word?

Ripple.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:30 pm**

storm wrote:What beer is served in heaven?

the kind you can't drink.

Posted: **Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:31 pm**

Esmer wrote:
Cagliostro wrote:What wine is best served with corn dogs?
Mad Dog 20/20.

What purpose do wasps serve, except to harass me?

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:21 am**

mothman - myth or monster?

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:28 am**

ControlFreak wrote:
Esmer wrote:
Cagliostro wrote:What wine is best served with corn dogs?
Mad Dog 20/20.

What purpose do wasps serve, except to harass me?

they serve their own purpose, for which your unwitting interference begets their justified harassment.

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:30 am**

sgt.null wrote:mothman - myth or monster?

every myth is a truth unknowable or forgotten.

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:30 am**

what what what?

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:31 am**

Esmer wrote:
ControlFreak wrote:
Esmer wrote: Mad Dog 20/20.

What purpose do wasps serve, except to harass me?
they serve their own purpose, for which your unwitting interference begets their justified harassment.

Good answer.

Posted: **Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:32 am**

sgt.null wrote:what what what?

dream, DREAM, maerd.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:30 am**

How many times am I going to flood my laundry before I remember to always check the trough before doing a load of washing?

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:51 pm**

junior high neighborhood social scenes?

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:34 pm**

Will it never cease?

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