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Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:41 pm

CovenantJr wrote:
Lord Foul wrote:
Menolly wrote:ah...
but if you were on Facebook and could see the comments the girls made about him in the album where that picture is posted...
seems he's viewed as the "unattainable" one.
*I think*
I just wish he understood what all is going on around him.
I saw that pic. Those chicks are uber-hot. I added a couple to Facebook, so when Beorn's done just send 'em my way.
Ah, so that's what you meant by 'presence'.

Now I feel like Bill Clinton defining the word "is" during his impeachment!

Menolly wrote:oh...ick.

*shudder*

In spite of the girls profile pictures, they are still jail bait...

Yeah, I love being misogynist in a kind of Robert Mitchum ala Cape Fear way, now and then.

Post by **hue of fuzzpaws** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:15 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
Kaydene wrote:Is it sheer presence?

Silicone......sheer presence......silicone........

they *do* start with the same letter, it's true.

Known fact: my presence mainly relies on carbon and oxygen! Though I don't mind a little silicone. But I prefer natural presence.

LF is not on about his Real Doll again?

Post by **balon!** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:54 pm

Menolly wrote:ah...
but if you were on Facebook and could see the comments the girls made about him in the album where that picture is posted...
seems he's viewed as the "unattainable" one.
*I think*
I just wish he understood what all is going on around him.

It's the beard.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:01 am

Post by **balon!** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:58 pm

Chicks dig beards, HLT.
It's a well known fact.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:09 pm

My woman told me it's no-shave November...so yep.

Interesting fact: I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Post by **drew** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:42 am

Lord Foul wrote: Interesting fact: I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I didn't actually die...but enjoy your time listening to trains in Folsom.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:44 pm

balon! wrote:Chicks dig beards, HLT.
It's a well known fact.

It seems to go one way or the other. I've known girls who love beards, and girls who hate them. There don't seem to be many who are indifferent.

The last girl to compliment me on my beard was very fussy. Apparently my beard is 'foldy' length, which is exactly the length they have to be.

Post by **Kaydene** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:05 pm

Personally, I'm indifferent. I like the guy from Iron and Wine's beard, but I also enjoy clean-shaven.

I suppose I'm fickle.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:15 pm

There's a difference between being fickle and not being excessively fussy.

I always take attraction on a case-by-case basis myself.

Clearly your Beard Indifference is over 9000.

Post by **Kaydene** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:32 pm

I swear to god, if one more person calls me a penis on KW!

lol

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:09 pm

I would never call you a penis.

That part of the 'over 9000' definition is entirely erroneous. No-one ever means penises when they say 'over 9000'.

Post by **I'm Murrin** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:25 pm

Except for Oprah.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:28 pm

Ok, ok, Oprah is the one person in the world who talks about over 9000 penises.

Post by **Kaydene** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:35 pm

in rare form today.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:43 pm

CovenantJr wrote:I would never call you a penis. That part of the 'over 9000' definition is entirely erroneous. No-one ever means penises when they say 'over 9000'.

Actually, one could say their "penis power" is over 9000.

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