Kevin's Watch

Unfortunately as soon as God turned on the microwave, a jolt of electrical current (created by the gum wrapper Gabriel or one of the other angels had tucked into the microwave by mistake) burst out, raced down to the melee below, and vaporized all of the ravenous Kresh who were just about to devour Sgt. Wood. There, among the ashes of his fallen foes, Sgt. Wood discovered....

a small sapling that arose from the apple seeds that Martha left in the pie for him to choke on. Sgt. Wood distraught at Martha's malicious act then.....

Sgt. Wood distraught at Martha's malicious act then fall to his knees and began to weep bitterly. "Oh, Martha," he sobbed, "I thought..."

Sgt. Wood distraught at Martha's malicious act then fall to his knees and began to weep bitterly. "Oh, Martha," he sobbed, "I thought... you really cared"

Back at the saloon, Loremaster is now ready to declare himself Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes. He makes the declaration and suddenly the skys darken, lighting stikes, and then the most HORRIBLE thing occurs .....

He makes the declaration and suddenly the skys darken, lighting stikes, and then the most HORRIBLE thing occurs: a wardrobe malfunction causes his suspenders to give way. His pants drop to his knees, revealing that he is wearing granny panties instead of manly underpants. Seeing this, the crowd surrounding him...

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Seeing this, the crowd surrounding him...

...immediately dropped their pants as well, so as not to make their new Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes uncomfortable by his pantslessness and began to berate each other for their varios choices in underthings.

Loremaster gazed around the crowd and wondered....

Loremaster gazed around the crowd and wondered, Do I really want to be Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universe when this lot is part of it? Then, without warning, Sgt. Wood elbowed his way through the pantless throng and announced boldly, "...

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Then, without warning, Sgt. Wood elbowed his way through the pantless throng and announced boldly, "... What would Martha think if she were still here!

Slowly he examined each individuals undergarmets (closing his eyes when he glances at Loremasters granny panties). Suddenly his eyes widen! The horror of it all!! He notices the most horrid and inappropriate of undergarmets worn by .....

Slowly he examined each individuals undergarmets (closing his eyes when he glances at Loremasters granny panties). Suddenly his eyes widen! The horror of it all!! He notices the most horrid and inappropriate of undergarmets worn by Cail, who was swaggering around drinking a pint of Stout. A truly depraved and shocking example of underwear, it was....

Granny panties?! GRANNY PANTIES?!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Loremaster wrote:Granny panties?! GRANNY PANTIES?!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

There there. I think you look rather fetching in Granny Panties.

A truly depraved and shocking example of underwear, it was....


A thong!!!! ..........








Luckily earthpower was so aghast at Cail's choice that no one looking could see anything but a blur and of course the horrid thong. Suddenly Loremaster, correcting his wardrobe malfunction (and apologizing to several broadcast television stations) orders everyone to pull their pants up.

He is about to start issue orders when suddenly, one enters the saloon who even Loremaster, in his omnipotence must fear!!! In walks ....

He is about to start issue orders when suddenly, one enters the saloon who even Loremaster, in his omnipotence must fear!!! In walks Loremaster's MUM!!!!!!! ANd she is so appalled by the spectacle which she has just seen broadcast over universe wide television that she ....

He is about to start issue orders when suddenly, one enters the saloon who even Loremaster, in his omnipotence must fear!!! In walks ....His Grandmother. Her eyes are set upon his features and she strides into the saloon brandishing her wooden cane at him she proclaims; "...

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He is about to start issue orders when suddenly, one enters the saloon who even Loremaster, in his omnipotence must fear!!! In walks ....His Grandmother. Her eyes are set upon his features and she strides into the saloon brandishing her wooden cane at him she proclaims; "I believe you have something that belongs to ME, young man!" The Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes....

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Edit: Heh heh heh, Creator! We know who TRULY weilds the power in the known and unknown universes! If Momma (or grandmomma) ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!

"I believe you have something that belongs to ME, young man!" The Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes....

waves his hands in an arcane gesture and the granny pants appear in his grandmother's hands. Fortunately his pants are still up! He looks sheepishly at his grandmother and says ...

The Lord High Dictator of the Known and Unknown Universes....

waves his hands in an arcane gesture and the granny pants appear in his grandmother's hands. Fortunately his pants are still up! He looks sheepishly at his grandmother and says, "Sorry, Granny! I just couldn't resist!"

Not appeased by his gesture, his grandmother takes a step toward him saying, "Young man, ...."

Not appeased by his gesture, his grandmother takes a step toward him saying, "Young man, ...."

..."Knowest thou not of the grave sanctity of pants?"

Suddenly, the pants themselves turned into...

Suddenly, the pants themselves turned into...
the horrid thong as the one worn by Cail. Everyone then looks accusingly at Cail and he proclaims;...