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..very nice of you to offer to move into the garage.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Wow, so many men, so little time.... :biggrin:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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X-rated movies are my business, baby.
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..Yours too..?
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Zebras... who couldn't love their striping? So... graceful...
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Arch-enemies shouldn't date each other
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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But Officer, I've already given you over 62 pages of excuses...
- Woody -
Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!

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.. Can't understand how someone likes to f*** in the back seat of a Volkswagon...
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Don't you remember?
I asked for a date with your twin sister, not you!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Everybody lose their bladder control during sex sometimes!
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Forgot? Me? No, not me. Never. Ah, my dog at the directions to your house. Yeah... That's it!
- Woody -
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But I love my wife more!

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Got the flu, alright?
I thought you were a ripe grape
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heebie jeebies every time I even think of you.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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I've decided, since our last date, that I'm completely, horribly, flambouantly gay (or straight.) Thank you so much for helping me see who I really am!
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Jogging? No, I'm running away.
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Post by Cheval »

Kinky is using a feather,
but you use the whole damn chicken!
I'm outta here.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Cameraman Jenn »

Leprosy is a perfectly valid reason.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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My eyes are at the cleaners.
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Necrophilia?!!? You thought necrophillia would be a fun date activity?!!?
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Post by A Gunslinger »

Only with a dead person...you seem pretty lively though.
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