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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:55 am
by Cheval
Just found out that my cousin's friend's brother's roommate's family dog died.
I'm too broken-up to date anyone now.
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:27 pm
by IrrationalSanity
King of Zimistania called me in for an audience. Couldn't pass that up, now, could I?
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:04 pm
by Vader
Last date was pretty lame and I never make the same mistake twice.
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:04 am
by IrrationalSanity
My pet chipmunk lost his nut. I must help him find it.
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:05 am
by Cheval
Ninety-seven miles is a bit too far for me to drive just to go on one date with you.
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:49 am
by rdhopeca
Origami puzzle torn. Must replace paper.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:15 am
by IrrationalSanity
Poring over my calendar, and I just can't find any record of our having scheduled a date.
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:21 am
by rdhopeca
quest for the staff of law needs me
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:02 am
by Cheval
Races are on... 'nuff said.
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:49 am
by Elfgirl
Sometimes, you just gotta say "F**K off" to someone - it's your turn tonight.
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:17 pm
by IrrationalSanity
Time to watch Veruca Sault sing and dance on Willy Wonka.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:45 pm
by Cheval
Ukrainian women with hairy backs just aren't my type.
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:06 pm
by rdhopeca
VD breakout.
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:20 pm
by IrrationalSanity
Waiting to hear back from you for confirmation.
Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:02 pm
by rdhopeca
Xylophone lesson
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:45 am
by sgt.null
young republicans staff meeting at my house
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:36 am
by Cheval
Zippity-do-dah, zippity-yay. My, oh my I believe you are gay!
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:44 am
by sgt.null
arsenic poisoning
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:24 am
by Cheval
Black long hair I like, but girl, not on your back!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 5:31 am
by sgt.null
cauterizing this wound i picked up...