Kevin's Watch

Cho, who had been surreptitiously measuring Loremaster for a shock collar, said, "I can reduce Loremaster's (reduce WAY down) and see if Lorelei will..."

Cho, who had been surreptitiously measuring Loremaster for a shock collar, said, "I can reduce Loremaster's (reduce WAY down) and see if Lorelei will kick in a few bucks to buy a few more." Loremaster squealed like a little girl as....

Loremaster squealed like a little girl as suddenly Sgt.Wood arrived with a blowtorch and...

Loremaster squealed like a little girl as suddenly Sgt.Wood arrived with a blowtorch and ignited his collection of Superbimbo comic books. Loremaster wailed, "Why....

Loremaster squealed like a little girl as suddenly Sgt.Wood arrived with a blowtorch and ignited his collection of Superbimbo comic books. Loremaster wailed, "Why....

oh, why did you destroy my Superbimbo comic books?" Lorelei looks at Cho and says......

Lorelei looks at Cho and says, "I need something to drink. ANything with alcohol will do." Cho replies, ".
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Lorelei looks at Cho and says, "I need something to drink. ANything with alcohol will do."

Cho replies, "I'll let you have a sip out of my hip flask. Just don't let Cail see, you know what happens when he sees two drunk women. He always......

Cho replies, "I'll let you have a sip out of my hip flask. Just don't let Cail see, you know what happens when he sees two drunk women. He always......

....smears himself with butter and begins the ritual Pasadena Dance of the Fool, which, in addition to the butter, requires the dancer to.....

Cho replies, "I'll let you have a sip out of my hip flask. Just don't let Cail see, you know what happens when he sees two drunk women. He always smears himself with butter and begins the ritual Pasadena Dance of the Fool, which, in addition to the butter, requires the dancer to pant his posterior blue and bay at the moon."

And once he has completed this ritual, we will have to run because...

And once he has completed this ritual, we will have to run because...
he wants Cho and Lorlei to do likewise!! Both women start running away and screeming. But Cho stops and thinks "hmmmm ....

But Cho stops and thinks "hmmmm ....

.....well, blue is my color, and I do like butter. But what this dance really needs is....

But Cho stops and thinks "hmmmm ....

.....well, blue is my color, and I do like butter. But what this dance really needs is some chocolate syrup!"

So, Cho forages in Cail's refrigerator where she, to her astonishment, discovers...

So, Cho forages in Cail's refrigerator where she, to her astonishment, discovers...
A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and ...

A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and places it over her head like a helmet. "Hey, look guys," she crows, "I'm ...."

A Chocolate undergarment (thus described earlier), Cho being so wickedly smart takes the Chocolate molded thong and places it over her head like a helmet.
"Hey, look guys," she crows, "I'm a...wait a minute... YUK! I just put a moldy thong on my head and got chocolate in my hair!"
Flinging the thong to the ground, Cho thinks that's as bad as...

Flinging the thong to the ground, Cho thinks that's as bad as the nasty smell of the unchanged Gremlin litterbox. So, she asks Cheval to....

Flinging the thong to the ground, Cho thinks that's as bad as the nasty smell of the unchanged Gremlin litterbox. So, she asks Cheval to change it out.
Reluntently, Cheval picks up the litterbox (while holding his nose), smiles at Cho ('cause he thinks she's cool), steps over the chocolate thong (Is that green fungus on those?), and then trips right into...

Reluntently, Cheval picks up the litterbox (while holding his nose), smiles at Cho ('cause he thinks she's cool), steps over the chocolate thong (Is that green fungus on those?), and then trips right into a swirling vortex of ultimate DOOOM.

"Oh, My GOD!" Cho shrieks, "Cheval has fallen into the swirling vortex of ultimate Doom! We must...."

"Oh, My GOD!" Cho shrieks, "Cheval has fallen into the swirling vortex of ultimate Doom! We must...."


play Pat Boone heavy metal covers really loud to cause the fabric of the vortex to disintegrate. Then we must...

Then we must prepare to revive Cheval, who may have expired while swirling in the vortex. Quick! We need a ...."