Kevin's Watch

Quick! We need a ....roll of duct tape, a jar of mayonaise, an old priest, a young priest, and a 2x4. I'll take the 2x4, Lorelei, take the mayo and...

"I'll take the 2x4, Lorelei, take the mayo and smear it all over your body.
If that doesn't revive Cheval, then I will take the 2X4 and...

If that doesn't revive Cheval, then I will take the 2X4 and...

...beat myself with it to contain myself, while everyone else duct tapes me to something solid and the priests get me to settle down. Of course, if the mayo-covered Lorelei does revive Cheval, then...

"...Creator will have to use the 2X4 and duct tape to keep him from licking off the mayo.

Then the two priests MUST..."

Then the two priests MUST walk into a bar and...

Then the two priests MUST walk into a bar and order a double shot of Irish whiskey. This is needed to...

Then the two priests MUST walk into a bar and order a double shot of Irish whiskey. This is needed to help the priests keep their mind on reviving Cheval instead of the mayo covered Lorelei

Meanwhile, something horrible has happended to Cho! She's slipped into a trance and is muttering chocolate, Chocolate, CHOCOLATE!!! Slowly she ....

Slowly she turns to the door and shuffles out--a chocolate seeking zombie. What's worse....

What's worse....
is that Creator starts SCREAMING as his foot touches the Chocolate Moldy Thong. He is slowly morphing in to a large...

What's worse....
is that Creator starts SCREAMING as his foot touches the Chocolate Moldy Thong. He is slowly morphing in to a large chocolate bunny!

Smelling the rich, luscious flavor of chocolate, Zombie Cho turns slowly to Creator....

Smelling the rich, luscious flavor of chocolate, Zombie Cho turns slowly to Creator. "Mmmmmmm, tasty, chocolate ...." Cho says in her Zombie voice. Thinking about his imminent fate Creator wiggles his bunnie tail and thinks ...

Thinking about his imminent fate Creator wiggles his bunnie tail and thinks, "My goodness! I am about to reap the hideous consequences from all those chocolate bunnies whose ears I bit off in time gone by! I must...."

"My goodness! I am about to reap the hideous consequences from all those chocolate bunnies whose ears I bit off in time gone by! I must find some way to turn myself back!"

Fortunatelty, Khat walks by and gives me the secret instructions to resume my normal form. Khat says "..."

Khat says "Spin to your left thirteen times as you chant, No chocolate no chocolate no chocolate am I. I shall be human until I die." She smiles at him. "Just be sure you...."

ChoChiyo wrote:Khat says "Spin to your left thirteen times as you chant, No chocolate no chocolate no chocolate am I. I shall be human until I die." She smiles at him. "Just be sure you...."

"...jump to the left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane..."

....let's do the CEA-SURE again.....

drew wrote:....let's do the CEA-SURE again.....

At that point, Khat turns and stares at the large poster of Dr. Frank N. Furter on the wall, and sighs. She says, "...

At that point, Khat turns and stares at the large poster of Dr. Frank N. Furter on the wall, and sighs. She says, "...I wish Cho was here because she always....

She says, "...I wish Cho was here because she always....
...Looks so good when she dresses up in a garter belt, stockings, and stiletto heels!" At that point, the Creator bunny, enraged at...

She says, "...I wish Cho was here because she alwaysLooks so good when she dresses up in a garter belt, stockings, and stiletto heels!"

At that point, the Creator bunny, enraged at his situation follows Khats directions and voila! He is returned to normal.

Simultaneously, due to Khat's provocative description, Cho appears dressed up in a garter belt, stockings, and stiletto heels! In a deep husky Cho says "...