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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:53 pm
by aTOMiC
No one I know thought this was a good idea in the first place
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:19 am
by Cheval
Optimus Prime told me to.
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:23 pm
by aTOMiC
People think you may be a sociopath which makes you slightly less attractive to me.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:04 am
by dANdeLION
Quinn the Eskimo told me to.
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:01 pm
by aTOMiC
Repulsive you are.
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:32 pm
by dANdeLION
Sorry, I only date green chicks.
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:29 pm
by aTOMiC
The only reason I agreed to go out with you in the first place was because you were the only female in the comic book store but once I got out into the real world it turns out there are millions of girls so...you know...
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:29 am
by dANdeLION
Uppity bitches aren't my bag.
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:20 pm
by aTOMiC
Variables discovered within the equation prompted me to calculate the odds of a successful first date and I discovered that a predicted outcome of epic failure was a 97% certainty.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:48 am
by dANdeLION
Why would I date someone with such low standards that she would settle for me?
..........wait, that didn't come out right.
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:16 pm
by aTOMiC
X-Men fans can't date. Its a rule. Sorry about that.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 1:34 am
by dANdeLION
You stink. Like cabbage boiled in shit, sauteed in rotten eggs. It's disgusting.
Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:33 pm
by aTOMiC
Zebras aren't supposed to date. Its unnatural. I don't know why I asked you out in the first place.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:25 am
by dANdeLION
After carefully weighing my options, I decided to purchase an inflatable doll.
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:26 pm
by aTOMiC
Because of your face.
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:09 am
by dANdeLION
Celibacy is preferable to dating you.
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:21 am
by aTOMiC
Don't you think people would stare at us if they saw us together? I mean the people from your planet of course.
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:43 am
by dANdeLION
Eveready? when you said you were a bunny, I thought you were a Playboy bunny!
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 2:56 pm
by aTOMiC
For the last time I never asked you for a date.
Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:08 am
by dANdeLION
Get real, girl; I'm way too sexy for you.