Kevin's Watch

Kill themselves, but that was only in their imagination.

However, when MrK moved on to his rendition of "Tip Toe Thru the Tulips" all within earshot ...

(let's combine the two)
...and then needed ... to use their imagination to keep straight faces as MrK moved onto his rendition of "Tip Toe Thru the Tulips" and all within earshot ...
Had to get out their air banjo's and sing a long with him so that they ...

Had to get out their air banjo's and sing a long with him so that they could summon Tiny Tim to show MrK how to sing it properly.

Slowly the air around them turned electric and shimmered. And suddenly a figure appeared!! But to everyone's horror its was NOT Tiny Tim, it was ....

Slowly the air around them turned electric and shimmered. And suddenly a figure appeared!! But to everyone's horror its was NOT Tiny Tim, it was Queegie in a tutu, piroutting to the "Flight of the Bumblebee"!!!!!

Everyone was so astonished that they....

But to everyone's horror its was NOT Tiny Tim, it was Queegie in a tutu, piroutting to the "Flight of the Bumblebee"!!!!!

Everyone was so astonished that they....
threw down their air bangos and picked up flyswatters or some of the newspapers rolled up and then they raised their wepons and...

Everyone was so astonished that they....
threw down their air bangos and picked up flyswatters or some of the newspapers rolled up and then they raised their wepons and headed off to the middle of a Minisota corn field to,

Everyone was so astonished that they....
threw down their air bangos and picked up flyswatters or some of the newspapers rolled up and then they raised their wepons and headed off to the middle of a Minisota corn field to swat Queegie to see if he could leap higher than the cornstalks. He did not find this at all enjoyable, so he...

He did not find this at all enjoyable, so he...continued to run blindly through the cornstalks until he emerged out onto a large baseball diamond that someone had built in the middle of the cornfield. In astonishment, Cho...

In astonishment, Cho screeched, "What a waste of valuable farm land!!! Who did this?"

From the heavens above, a voice replied....

In astonishment, Cho screeched, "What a waste of valuable farm land!!! Who did this?"

From the heavens above, a voice replied "Build it and they will come -wearing PANTS!" Cho stared up into the heavens and was surprised to see ...

Cho stared up into the heavens and was surprised to see sgt.wood riding a flying unicorn, chain drinking yoo-hoos...
startled Cho decided to...

Cho stared up into the heavens and was surprised to see sgt.wood riding a flying unicorn, chain drinking yoo-hoos.
Startled, Cho decided to sit down in the midst of the corn stalks and eat a cookie as she contemplated this situation. At that point...

At that point... dozens of baseball players wearing pants and nothing else began appearing around Cho, greeting Mr. KABC like an old friend and high fiving him. "Nice outfit," sneered one baseball player to Cho. "It looks like you stole it off a... "

"Nice outfit," sneered one baseball player to Cho. "It looks like you stole it off a fashion mannequin." "Thanks, HasBeen," Cho giggled. "So, this is what you're doing these days? Whoa. I'd rather..."

"Whoa. I'd rather...be mud wrestling with Khat in a large pen full of Jello, rather than wear this fuzzy outfit with feet!" The baseball player agreed, and said, "Well, why don't you...

The baseball player agreed, and said, "Well, why don't you give it to me then. I'm cold running around here with nothing on but my pants."

"Sure," Cho says, "Just as soon as...."

Cho says, "Just as soon as.... I finish shaving my legs! You know how stubbly they get after a hard day's running around in a cornfield!" The baseball player agreed, but then snapped, "Hurry up! I need to... "

The baseball player agreed, but then snapped, "Hurry up! I need to get warm!" He then pointed Cho to the enormous pen filled with Jello!!

"Wow", Cho exclaimed. "I can't wait to ...

"Wow", Cho exclaimed. "I can't wait to toss each and every one of you hasbeens into that big tub of jellow and laugh as you struggle to get out!" And then Creator said, "I think things are getting...

And then Creator said, "I think things are getting a little boring here! Let's take the exciting people and blow this place!!" Cho agreed, she pressed her writsband tranporter and instantly the exciting people were wisked to ...