Kevin's Watch

and instantly the exciting people were wisked to ... a destination that Cho had no idea of... since she was alone in the center of a baseball field located in the middle of some po-dunk cornfield. Even the has-been players were gone. "Damn!" Cho muttered, "Why does this always happen... ....

and instantly the exciting people were wisked to ... a destination that Cho had no idea of... since she was alone in the center of a baseball field located in the middle of some po-dunk cornfield. Even the has-been players were gone. "Damn!" Cho muttered, "Why does this always happen...darn time delay switch!"

And in a moment, she was flying through the time/space continuum. She landed on her feet in the center of a large....

she landed on her feet in the center of a large Partridge family convention, Susan Dey ran up to Cho and...

she landed on her feet in the center of a large Partridge family convention, Susan Dey ran up to Cho and said, "Oh, my! I love your stylin' fuzzy red longjohns! Step right up here and sing with us!" So, Cho, blushing modestly, grabbed a microphone and...

So, Cho, blushing modestly, grabbed a microphone and... began braying out the hits so loudly that dogs began howling throughout the neighborhood and the audio system began generating terrifying feedback. One moment later, having been banished back to the cornfield, a despondent Cho began to....

One moment later, having been banished back to the cornfield, a despondent Cho began to look for the proper band to back up her evolving musical talent. "I know exactly who I'll get and what they'll play!" she thought. First I'll ....

she thought. First I'll .... change into something more comfortable like that abandoned Dr. Frank N. Furter costume hanging off that corn shuck. Right as Cho began changing clothes ....

Right as Cho began changing clothes ....
there is a knock at the door. It is Boy George and he wants his Frank N. Furter outfit back.
"Hey Cho, I hear that The Monkees are looking for you. What's up, girlfriend?"

Cho replied, "They probably want me to..."

Cho replied, "They probably want me to...give them some hairstyling tips, since they suurrrre are some ugly sons of b****s!" Boy George looked downcast at that comment. Noticing Boy George's discomfort, Cho asked, "...

Noticing Boy George's discomfort, Cho asked, "Perhaps you would like some fuzzy red longjohns! They are really comfortable in the cooooollllddd!!" Boy George thought a minute, and then he displayed the most EVIL grin as he said "....

Boy George thought a minute, and then he displayed the most EVIL grin as he said "Hey, does anybody have any Heroine, I'm felling really..."

"stupid, I need to bring myself to life again" He did not, he walked away and knew that he was...

He did not, he walked away and knew that he was...going to collapse with the shakes in a moment. Regarding him with disgust, Cho walked away from the hapless Boy and bumped into Mr. KABC. Giving Cho a saucy grin, Mr. K said, "Hey Cho, would you like to... "

Giving Cho a saucy grin, Mr. K said, "Hey Cho, would you like to...
Par-Tay?" *A little wink included*
Not falling for that timeless cheesy line, Cho replied, "...

Not falling for that timeless cheesy line, Cho replied, "...Only if you are man enough to handle me boy!" Mr. K thought about it for a moment, and then said, "Well... I DO in fact have Damelon's Codpiece, and I am referred to as 'Giantfriend.' Is that enough for you?" Cho let out a squeal of excitement and said, "....

Cho let out a squeal of excitement and said,
"Melenkurion abatha! You possess lomillalor!"
(at this point, you know Cho is a real Donaldson fan)
"I am..."

Cho let out a squeal of excitement and said,
"Melenkurion abatha! You possess lomillalor!"
(at this point, you know Cho is a real Donaldson fan)
"I am eager to beat you enthusiastically with a rolled up newspaper because..."

"I am eager to beat you enthusiastically with a rolled up newspaper because...
you're old news, pal."

"But I am more of the "comics" section kind of guy anyway."
Mr. K remarked. "And yes, I do have..."

"But I am more of the "comics" section kind of guy anyway."
Mr. K remarked. "And yes, I do have an overwhelming desire to make you a grilled cheese sandwich."

So, Mr. K....

So, Mr. K started to get the bread for the sandwich. While Mr K cooked, in walked Creator. He looked around at Mr K and Cho, smiled, and then ...