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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:31 am
by Revan
Bombs blew it up.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:49 am
by Kerb
Bus ran over it!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:50 am
by Revan
Car ran over it!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:52 am
by The Laughing Man
Didn't feel like it!

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:53 am
by Revan
Esmer ran over it!

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:56 am
by Kerb
Fairy godmother turned it to a Play Station!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:57 am
by Revan
Gang beat me up and robbed it.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:52 am
by Bustedviens
Honestly the "Red Dragon" ate it
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:52 am
by Kerb
I used it as toilet paper, as we ran out of toilet paper!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:42 pm
by Cheval
Judge's Orders: NOT TO DO HOMEWORK!
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:07 pm
by Revan
Killers sangs it away...
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:47 am
by Kerb
Medically exempt from doing homework.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:19 pm
by Revan
Nanny ate it.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:39 pm
by Cheval
Opium binge made me forget all about homework...
(and school, and homelife, and friends, and...)
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:36 pm
by sgt.null
pod people ate it
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:14 pm
by Kerb
Quagga ate it. Honest, sir, I wasnt a zebra!
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:15 am
by Bustedviens
rubis hagrad said i didnt have to
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:14 am
by Spring
Silly people.
(Rubeus Hagrid)
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:22 am
by sgt.null
talked to my girlfriend all night long on a chat line. (she says she loves me, and once I send the cash we can meet)
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:36 am
by Kerb
University took it away as research into schoolboy humour.