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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:31 am
by dANdeLION
Believe it or not, the Space Academy is transferring me to Saturn.
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:44 pm
by aTOMiC
Cripes! Are we still on this? Okay for the last time...I hate your politics. That's why.
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:56 am
by dANdeLION
Dallas is playing the Bucs.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:44 pm
by aTOMiC
Everyone thinks its a mistake but especially me and my sense of smell.
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 3:05 am
by dANdeLION
Face it; Olivia Wilde you are not.
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 12:54 pm
by aTOMiC
Gotta leave for Mars in the morning.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 2:35 am
by dANdeLION
Hairy armpits might be a turn on for some guys, but I'm not one of them.
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 3:53 pm
by aTOMiC
In case you hadn't heard I am no longer dating mutants.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:54 am
by dANdeLION
Jury found me guilty.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 12:10 pm
by aTOMiC
Keep thinking that I ever asked you out in the first place. That would've been the day. Right? Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:50 pm
by dANdeLION
Look in the mirror.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 4:10 pm
by aTOMiC
Mostly because you have changed radically since I asked you out. I mean you've grown 3 feet taller, your face has changed so much you mother wouldn't recognize you and stink like a sea otter's breath. Come to think of it you may not be the same person at all. Oops.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:05 pm
by dANdeLION
No dating me until you've lost all your baby teeth, darlin'
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:06 pm
by aTOMiC
Obviously I was drunk when I asked you. I'm not now.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:29 am
by dANdeLION
"Paul" isn't the name of a person I'd want to date.
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:23 pm
by aTOMiC
Quit telling people I asked you out. Are you insane or just evil?
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 5:51 am
by rdhopeca
Right now, your sister called.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:18 pm
by aTOMiC
Somebody told me you were a dude. Nuff said.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:22 pm
by dANdeLION
The problem is I don't know you, or how you got my phone number.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:07 pm
by aTOMiC
Under normal circumstances I'd keep our date but I just learned that the Earth was nearly hit by a skyscraper sized asteroid. I took that as a sign that this wasn't a good idea. Have a nice life.