Kevin's Watch

*hiding grin*

I have a feeling thefirst has much hotter avatars up her sleeve!!

Books, The > An Animated Description Of Mr. Maps.

He saw Mars but he felt Neptune,
he had hoped to feel a certain strong emotion but this is all they had to say:
"I was the son of a man, and so we came together and we shook hands."
"We shook hands."
He often wondered what a million people would look like scattered randomly
across a moonless sky, and how unlikely it would be that they would all just say the
obvious thing:
"You may call me brother now."
"Yes, brother, I know."

He is forty two,
five-feet-eight-inches tall,
normally wears his curly hair long.
He has a ruddy complexion, broad shoulders and is barrel-chested,
is unusually strong.
He frequently wears a full beard and sometimes glasses.
He is a college graduate, a talented artist, and sculptor.
Now, Maps is a soft-spoken loner, who resents society and all organizations.
Maps fancies himself a ladies' man.
He is an avid chess player, smokes cigarettes, and a pipe.
He is a beer drinker and loves to eat.
Maps is a man of widespread interests, who might very well be living abroad.

He felt lost but he felt pretty intensely good,
and he woke up screaming having dreamed of a color he had never seen before:
"I went to bed and to sleep, it was so unexpected, it really was frightening, and I saw
pretty much
the same thing embedded in my pillow."
He had no trouble recognizing patterns in the most delicate arrays of tangled lines,
but he had a strange fixation on partaking in nefarious things:
"Stealing, lying, cheating, gambling, fornicate..."

He saw red, but he thought five.
He was pleased to find his road trip was enhanced by number-color synesthesia:
"My trusty Rosinante bounds along the road very well, leaving the friendly aroma of donuts and
chicken tenders hanging in the desert air."

He willed away the miles while quixotically attempting to reclaim his inner child,
he was embrangled and enmeshed in something far too loud to comprehend:
"I want all of the American people to understand that it is
understandable that the American
people cannot possibly understand."

Menolly wrote:*hiding grin*

I have a feeling thefirst has much hotter avatars up her sleeve!!

Maybe, maybe not. It doesn't matter right now as I'm saving up for a fire lion, but once I get one, I will be back to donating my hardly-earned WGD$ to the watchbabe with the hottest avatar! Remember, nobody who's used a french maid avatar has failed to get some of my ca$h*!

*offer void where prohibited. Emotional Lepers need not apply. If you're a watchbabe who's actually hot enough to use a pic of yourself in a french maid's uniform as your av, I'll forget there ever were fire lions and give you all my ca$h immediately!

I think Waddley needs to read the above disclaimer...

Waddley already knows what to do concerning me and my money.

Menolly wrote:*hiding grin*

I have a feeling thefirst has much hotter avatars up her sleeve!!

Would that not burn her arm?

Menolly wrote:*hiding grin*

I have a feeling thefirst has much hotter avatars up her sleeve!!

I'm working on a new one now, and I appreciate your confidence in my devious plans...........hehehe

Mr Fixit wrote:

Menolly wrote:*hiding grin*

I have a feeling thefirst has much hotter avatars up her sleeve!!

Would that not burn her arm?

*raised eyebrow*

...

She's a Giantess...

kevinswatch wrote: Well, it's not quite Starfare's Gem, but I added something that should work.-jay

Thank you Jay, now, all I have to do is get the funds, and learn how to navigate. I don't have to have a license do I?

you may not need a license, but you do need some Giantsize Earthpower tho.

Esmer wrote:you may not need a license, but you do need some Giantsize Earthpower tho.

is that a sexual euphemism?

Hence, the new avatar I'm working on.......

Seriously - earn WGD's by designing items for the store. It's that simple 50 WGD's a pop

Vain...

Some of us are not so computer savvy.

Menolly wrote:She's a Giantess...

Which means she has huge... tracts of land?

sgt.null wrote:

Esmer wrote:you may not need a license, but you do need some Giantsize Earthpower tho.

is that a sexual euphemism?

no, but

Syl wrote:

Menolly wrote:She's a Giantess...

Which means she has huge... tracts of land?

that is!

i'm thinkin i'm gonna like this new Syl guy, heh.

There is a bit of a spring in my step, I must say.

Viavitrum???

if healing last more than 4 hours call a doctor.

Syl wrote:

Menolly wrote:She's a Giantess...

Which means she has huge... tracts of land?

Well...most likely.

Although I was thinking she could handle hot avatars up her sleeves easier than humans.

*nod*

I have ideas for the $2 shop, but no idea how to create them.