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CovenantJr wrote:I'd hope that we all do. :lol: I, for instance, have a sharp and acerbic wit, and a boyish charm. Or is that boyish wit, and a sharp and acerbic charm? Or just an acerbic boy?
It's probably like a layer cake or a fondue of manliness.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Once again, a thread has morphed into pr0n. Why does this always happen to me?
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I feel more than just merely smooth now. I feel uber smooth. Cov, it's the big brown bedroom eyes. They have the ability to drown out your acerbic wit and take over the room. :twisted:
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Lucimay wrote:and oh yeah ali...

there's no "correct" smooth music. its either smooth or it ISN'T!! ;)
Thank the gods we've cleared *that* up! :lol:

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still smooth (and looking gooooood) after all these years!!! :twisted: :lol:

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student body's got a bad reputation ohyeah ohyeah
what she needs is an adddddult education ohyeah ohyeah! :lol:
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Sorry, but any thread with bare chested men in it has to have the Hoff as well.
:lol:

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I can't overstate how disturbing that picture is! 8O
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Wyldewode wrote:I can't overstate how disturbing that picture is! 8O
And yet it keeps coming back....
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Wyldewode wrote:I can't overstate how disturbing that picture is! 8O
But its also quite mesmerizing. I keep staring at it, and I don't quite know why...
I live in my own little world...but its okay, they know me here!
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magickmaker17 wrote:
Wyldewode wrote:I can't overstate how disturbing that picture is! 8O
But its also quite mesmerizing. I keep staring at it, and I don't quite know why...

:lol:
On one place where I found it over the years it was actually called "betyoucantstoplooking.gif"
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You know your day can only get better when it starts with viewing a looped crotch zoom on the Hoff.
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So.....has our Lord Foul gotten laid yet or what?
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Oh come on, be honest -- this was just an excuse to pull out that gif of the Hoff again, wasn't it? :lol:
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aliantha wrote:Oh come on, be honest -- this was just an excuse to pull out that gif of the Hoff again, wasn't it? :lol:

It is hypnotic.....
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Did someone say CHEST HAIR?!

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Minus the chest hair styling and faux-hawk, that could be a picture of me from that angle. Creepy.
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Im jealous of that beard-thing...
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Whaaaaaaaaat????
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when it comes to beards, brian wilson is the king...
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Man, seeing this thread again makes me uncomfortable. :lol: Kind of mad at my past self for making it.

PS. Still a virgin. In no hurry either. I have a good (non-Foul) body and looks (thanks, gym!). Have had dates and come-ons from quite lovely ladies. Though it was weird; that one chick who talked me up in the gym and I substitute taught her class next week... Heh.
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