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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:41 pm
by aTOMiC
Invited by Colonel Sanders
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:48 am
by sgt.null
Jackfruit on the other side
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:11 pm
by aTOMiC
Kicked his soccer ball across the road accidentally and had to go get it.
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:41 pm
by Cord Hurn
Likes to run its risks while it still can.
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:36 pm
by aTOMiC
Most likely because it's a chicken.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:55 pm
by dANdeLION
Needed to know if the grass was actually greener on the other side.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:56 am
by aTOMiC
Only way to find out what was on the other side.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:25 am
by dANdeLION
Probably testing Einstein's theory of relativity.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:10 pm
by aTOMiC
Quite tired of everyone else being able to cross the road for no reason.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:08 pm
by Sorus
Really just trying to make us wonder why.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:40 pm
by aTOMiC
Stupid I guess.
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:40 am
by dANdeLION
True, but we're supposed to be theorizing about the chicken right now.
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 12:17 pm
by aTOMiC
Understood that chickens belonged on the other side of the street and crossed over. The real question is why was the chicken on the wrong side of the street in the first place.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:48 pm
by dANdeLION
Vexed chicken forgot which side he was originally on.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 11:22 am
by aTOMiC
Wanted to see if the grass was greener. It wasn't.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:03 pm
by dANdeLION
xenophobia got the best of him.
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2017 9:19 pm
by aTOMiC
You never actually saw the chicken cross the road...did you?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:17 am
by dANdeLION
Zombies blocked his side of the street
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:38 am
by aTOMiC
Anyone that would have behaved differently raise their hands. No? Okay then.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:17 am
by dANdeLION
Because he's the cock of the walk.