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Jogging to other star systems is certainly possible for God, but it's just not as fun!
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hahahahaha!!

To pick up interstellar chickadees :wink:

His pick up truck is the garage .. and a guys gotta get from A to B :wink:
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He . . . kouldn't figure out what letter to use! :O

F...H...G...I...G....J....H....8O

Fuck it, He's God, He kan do what He wants!

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Love for those sounds photon torpedoes make when they're launched!
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+JMJ+

Makes a nice ornament on a very big tree.

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Nebulae are made more navigable.
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Cos hes a busy dude and gots places to be

Is he supposed to walk places lol
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Originally God just needed a bicycle, but the plans got bigger, you know.
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Ok ok

Perfect peeps like gods prefer planet popping not pooping as some mistakenly 🤔 think
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Quits his job and just roams the universe, camping on the side of the road and eating at cheap diners, doing the occasional odd job for spending money.
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Well its a tragic tale of a father realising hes created a piece of shit human again .. but this time it took its toll on the creator.. or responsible party .. so hes sworn off all godly duties .. and as Wayfriend said ... is now drowning his sorrows in cruising the universe ... 🤔
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Revving up the antimatter engines help even God enjoy a thrill ride! :yeehaa:
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Gods dont need a reason .. they just do whatever they want whenever they want .. so there ...
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Something challenging to try to lasso at the next interstellar rodeo.
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Well me and god are tight .. and he loves upcycling stuff .. hes has his eye on this one starship ... he told me he wants to make a next level planter out of it .. its gonna be rad 🤥
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Universe remote control .... ya know you need photon torpedoes and the like to get gigantic TV screens all lit up
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Voluminous deities just need more stretching room when they travel, that's why.
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Travel smavel :wink:

.. deities are on the look out for marketplace starships. Its imperative they get at least one starship cos well you know everyones got one, but back to the marketplace searches ..
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:LOLS:

Watchdog for His used car lots - try to steal one of His cars ZAP!
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As god, I wants what I wants, and I wants me a starship .. a big one is preferable ..
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