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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:21 pm
by aTOMiC
Zebra stampede ruined my geometry workbook. Can I have another please?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:43 pm
by wayfriend
A small brown insect was lodged in my nose.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:52 pm
by Lorelei
Barbarians used my calculus book to start a bonfire.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:28 pm
by dennisrwood
cats marked all my homework, they were feral so i tossed away all the books.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:15 am
by ChoChiyo
Demons cavorted on the lawn, which was very distracting. Couldn't work on my homework.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:24 am
by Baradakas
Evil imps instigated intellectually irreversible intangible issues. IMO.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:35 am
by ChoChiyo
Forced to engage in intellectual discussions with aliens from other worlds to protect the earth from total annihlation.
Succeed at that. Failed to complete essay on Mr. Bumble Bee and our Friends the Flowers.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:54 am
by dennisrwood
Good Gravy! What that due today?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:10 am
by LaurieAnn
Honor Society meeting about this year's project took up the whole evening.
(Yes, ma'am, I'm a member - in fact, I'm the President.)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:11 am
by dennisrwood
I was needed at the White House...
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:28 pm
by ChoChiyo
Jailed and interrogated by coalition forces. They wouldn't even let me have my clothes, much less my homework!
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:56 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Kevin invoked the Ritual of Defecation, and the cleanup took all night.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:40 pm
by dANdeLION
Llamas ate it.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:44 pm
by ChoChiyo
Monsters required lodging in my closet and under my bed and demanded room service all night long.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:55 pm
by Queeaqueg
New evil rabbits troopers came in and pointed machine guns at me. They said they needed my homework for a battle plan to take down the Birds...
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:24 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Overdue stuff is hot!
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:32 pm
by ChoChiyo
Puerile juveniles pestered me via prank calls all evening, so I was unable to get homework done. (I was busy creating incendiary devices for their lockers. They will be sorry
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:33 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Quick-drying cement does a real number on notebook paper.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:42 pm
by ChoChiyo
Required to dig new latrines in back yard of bunker. No time for homework.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:46 pm
by dANdeLION
Superman burned it with his heat vision.