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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:48 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Draw-they would just around,smoke cigars,and talk about how much they hate Isreal.The first one to go to sleep would win by default.
Data (Star Trek NG) v.s R2D2
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:50 pm
by safetyjedi
Artoo would spray him with oil and set him ablaze. Data wouldn't stand a chance with his emotion chip in.
Kathy Lee Gifford vs. Kelly Ripa
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:29 am
by Cheval
Kelly Ripa anyday!!!
(More spunky)
Will Robinson in the movie or Will Robinson from the TV series
(
Lost In Space)
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:52 am
by onewyteduck
Will Robinson from the TV show......that was one tough kid.
Captain Morgan vs. Cap'n Crunch?
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:21 pm
by safetyjedi
Got a little Captain in you, Duckie?
Captain Morgan would cut off crunch's head and then stand over his body with his leg atop the corpse.
The Budweiser Frog vs. the Geico Gecko
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:50 pm
by Cheval
onewyteduck wrote:Louis. He'd call in his Clydesdale buddies to stomp the gecko.
(page seven & eight)
Casper or Slimer?
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:17 am
by onewyteduck
Slimer. Casper would try to hand him a Daisy and sing Kumbaya and that would be the end of that.
Shrek or Donkey?
(Duck.....in her Captain Morgan stance.)
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:41 am
by Creator
Shrek of course!!!
Seven of Nine vs. Dark Angel!
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:45 am
by Creator
Creator wrote:Shrek of course!!!
Seven of Nine vs. Dark Angel!
[BUMP - come on!! two women are fighting!!! someone declare a winner!]
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:49 am
by ur-bane
We don't care--we just want to keep watching.
Dark Angel. Alba wins in my book.
Tom (of Tom and Jerry) vs. Sylvester (the cat)
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:34 pm
by onewyteduck
Tom. Sylvester is such a buffoon!
Han Solo vs Indiana JOnes?
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:05 pm
by Cheval
Indy 'cause Hans needs Chewie to help out.
Pegasus or a Unicorn?
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:17 pm
by Creator
Pegasus if fleeing - but in a fight - go for the Unicorn!
Manticore or griffin?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:58 am
by MrKABC
Griffin, especially if an ur-vile with a loaded stave is on top...
Bob Hope vs. George Burns?
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:59 pm
by Cheval
Round 1: Bob whips out a 9 Iron and cracks George in his cigar. (Man, that's gotta hurt!)
Round 2: Bob catches George off guard after telling a few wartime jokes and sucker punches George.
Round 3: George pulls off his "I AM GOD!" routine and makes Bob quiver at the knees.
Lightning crackles and blasts Bob from the arena.
(Goodnight, Gracie)
Result: George wins.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:53 pm
by safetyjedi
Bob Barker vs. Alex Trebek
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:33 pm
by dANdeLION
Bob Barker, because Alex would be trying too hard to throw his right hook in the form of a question.
George W. Bush vs. Bambi
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:37 pm
by Creator
Bush - he's from TEXAS - YUMMMMYYYYY venison!!
Bush Girls vs. Chelsea Clinton?
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:42 pm
by safetyjedi
Chelsea would beat them up with the same ugly stick she was beat with..
Tony Blair vs. Margaret Thatcher?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:40 am
by onewyteduck
Maggie Thatcher.....there would be no contest!
Yogi Bear vs Smokey the Bear