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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:38 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Padme:"Is that a lightsabre in your robes or are you just happy to see me?"
Anakin:"I'm so happy to see you because you are so beautiful".
Padme"I'm so beautiful because you are so happy to see me".
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:27 am
by Prom_STar
Padme: "Anakin, you're breaking my heart."
*Imperial March Crescendoes*
Anakin *grinning maliciously* "I know."
Padme's heeart explodes (acutally, her entirely body explodes. there's no blood, however, she expldoes into dancing unicrons, faries, and candy canes) Jar Jar rushes to investigates but trips on his oversized ears, falls into the audience, and is brutally torn to pieces by ravenous Star Wars fans. (there's blood with him)
In the background, William Shattner and Patrick Stewart argue over who was the better captain while Scotty and Spock armwrestle for girls' phonenumbers.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:10 am
by sgt.null
Jar Jar : aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh....
as he is crushed by landspeeder.
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:11 am
by Prom_STar
jar jar: "arghhhhh!!!"
as the landspeader puts it in reverse and runs him over again for good measure.
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:19 am
by Cheval
Would that be the first Intergallactic Speed Bump?
Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:57 am
by Prom_STar
cheval wrote: Would that be the first Intergallactic Speed Bump?
It would certainly be the most useful speed bump ever. I would pay to drive over that one
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:20 am
by Revan
Prom_STar wrote:cheval wrote: Would that be the first Intergallactic Speed Bump?
It would certainly be the most useful speed bump ever. I would pay to drive over that one
Me too! I'd pay a thousand times over, but sadly Jar Jar can only be killed once
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:35 am
by sgt.null
Jar Jar to Scooby
"me amsome yum yum snacky!"
Scooby to Jar Jar
"arrooo?"
Shaggy
"zoinks"
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:11 am
by safetyjedi
Han to Luke:
If the Falcon's rocking, don't go knocking on the entry hatch. ( I know, lame huh)
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:53 am
by sgt.null
Beverly Crusher: "ok Captain, turn your head and cough"
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:36 am
by dlbpharmd
Picard: "Has anyone seen my Rogaine?"
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:02 am
by matrixman
The probe Illya: "V'ger is that which seeks the Creator, who seeks the Unbeliever, who seeks the Chosen, who seeks the Despiser, who seeks to destroy the Earth, but which will first be destroyed by V'ger unless the carbon units infesting Enterprise disclose the location of the Creator."
Spock: "Fascinating."
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:08 pm
by aTOMiC
"Listen. And understand. That Jar Jar Binks is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you blow your brains out."
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:23 pm
by Cheval
Picard to Jordy:
"Hey, are those new bi-focals?"
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:47 pm
by safetyjedi
Picard to Dr. Crusher: I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I got a fever of a hundred and three
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:24 pm
by aTOMiC
"All hands this is the Captain. Our orders are precise and invariable so there can be no mistake or misunderstanding by any crewman aboard so listen carefully. We have been ordered immediately to the outer reaches of our home system. Our mission as far as I can determine is to fly the Enterprise directly into Uranus. That is all. <Giggles>"
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:11 am
by dlbpharmd
Picard to Crusher: "Using the whole fist, Doc?"
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:18 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Jordy to Data:I had the oddest dream,I was the host of a childrens television program sometime in the late twentieth century.The odd thing was I could see,I believe the show encouraged children to read.Do you think this is odd Data?
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:42 pm
by Revan
Prom_STar wrote:Padme: "Anakin, you're breaking my heart."
*Imperial March Crescendoes*
Anakin *grinning maliciously* "I know."
Padme's heeart explodes (acutally, her entirely body explodes. there's no blood, however, she expldoes into dancing unicrons, faries, and candy canes) Jar Jar rushes to investigates but trips on his oversized ears, falls into the audience, and is brutally torn to pieces by ravenous Star Wars fans. (there's blood with him)
In the background, William Shattner and Patrick Stewart argue over who was the better captain while Scotty and Spock armwrestle for girls' phonenumbers.
OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Anakin: I am your father
Luke: That's not true, that's impossible!
Anakin: *Insulted* What? You think I'm one of the loser Jedi who stay celabite? that'd I'd just let my balls go so large they outfaced Coracurant itself?
Luke: Ah, fair enough. So you're my dad, what'd we do now?
Anakin: How about a game of Chop the Head of the Stormtropper?
Luke: Sure! Come on daddy, let's go play!
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:22 am
by safetyjedi
Leia, after a few too many.....
"Would someone get this flying carpet our of my way!"