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Loredoctor
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High Lord Tolkien
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He's not mentioned on any of the Chuck Noris sites that I frequent so he must suck pretty bad.
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[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
[Defeated by a gizmo from Batman's utility belt]
Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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sgt.null
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when i typed chuck norris kicks terry brooks onto yahoo search, i got this 1st.
Arnold Schwarzenegger would be Kirk.
Jean Claude Van Damme would be Spock, delivering numerous "Vulcan Head Kicks" and "Mind Melds (not what you think)."
Chuck Norris would be Bones.
The USS Free Enterprise would carry a full compliment of nuclear warheads. Remember "Miri?" Instead of trying to save the kids, they'd nuke the vicious little brats from orbit.
Instead of understaffed landing parties, the Enterprise would land its compliment of marines. They would be led by Col. Hicks.
The Prime Directive? What's that?
Phasers? Gatlin guns with underbarrel grenade launchers are better.
The Genesis project would be perfectly served using protomatter. Instead of lush tropical rain forrests, it would cover the surface with thorns. Then the planet would explode. Eat vacuum, alien scum!
Arnold Schwarzenegger would be Kirk.
Jean Claude Van Damme would be Spock, delivering numerous "Vulcan Head Kicks" and "Mind Melds (not what you think)."
Chuck Norris would be Bones.
The USS Free Enterprise would carry a full compliment of nuclear warheads. Remember "Miri?" Instead of trying to save the kids, they'd nuke the vicious little brats from orbit.
Instead of understaffed landing parties, the Enterprise would land its compliment of marines. They would be led by Col. Hicks.
The Prime Directive? What's that?
Phasers? Gatlin guns with underbarrel grenade launchers are better.
The Genesis project would be perfectly served using protomatter. Instead of lush tropical rain forrests, it would cover the surface with thorns. Then the planet would explode. Eat vacuum, alien scum!
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...