Oh and check out United States v. Burr to see how much TJ respected the Constitution.
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This could go in either Bush Bashing or Bush humor (even though it's not 100% about him), either way it's funny!
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Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!
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Then I would avoid this thread then.Trapper439 wrote:Bush isn't funny.
I'm sick of laughing at him.
It's not funny anymore.
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George Bush JR has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell
where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list
but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thinks that sounds pretty good so he agrees. The devil opens the first room. In it are Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He keeps diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such is his fate in Hell.
"No!" George says. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil leads him to the next room. In it is Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he does is swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opens a third door. In it George sees Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looks at this in disbelief for a while and finally says, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiles and says, "Monica, you're free to go!"
where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list
but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thinks that sounds pretty good so he agrees. The devil opens the first room. In it are Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He keeps diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such is his fate in Hell.
"No!" George says. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil leads him to the next room. In it is Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he does is swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The Devil opens a third door. In it George sees Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush looks at this in disbelief for a while and finally says, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiles and says, "Monica, you're free to go!"
"Winston, if you were my husband I'd give you poison" ................ "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it!"
"Terrorism is war by the poor, and war is terrorism by the rich"
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
"The opposite of pro-life isn't pro-death. Y'know?"
"What if the Hokey Cokey really is what its all about?"
"Terrorism is war by the poor, and war is terrorism by the rich"
"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."
"The opposite of pro-life isn't pro-death. Y'know?"
"What if the Hokey Cokey really is what its all about?"
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Hahahahahaha
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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I am going to count this as "Bush Humor" just because it is such an unbeleieable, undeniably sick and delusional line of Bullsh*t.
Bush compares war on terror to U.S. revolution
President visits Mount Vernon, places wreath on Washington's tomb
MOUNT VERNON, Va. - President Bush honored the 275th birthday of the nation’s first president on Monday, likening George Washington’s long struggle that gave birth to a nation to the war on global terrorism.
“Today, we’re fighting a new war to defend our liberty and our people and our way of life,” said Bush, standing in front of Washington’s home and above a mostly frozen Potomac River.
“And as we work to advance the cause of freedom around the world, we remember that the father of our country believed that the freedoms we secured in our revolution were not meant for Americans alone.”
Bush chose the national Presidents Day holiday to make his first visit as president to Mount Vernon. He and first lady Laura Bush helped lay a wreath at Washington’s tomb, then the president gave a speech from a platform on the bowling green lawn of the estate.
“I feel right at home here. After all, this is the home of the first George W. I thank President Washington for welcoming us today. He doesn’t look a day over 275 years old,” Bush said to laughter.
Washington was born on Feb. 22, 1732.
“On the field of battle, Washington’s forces were facing a mighty empire, and the odds against them were overwhelming. The ragged Continental Army lost more battles than it won, suffered waves of desertions, and stood on the brink of disaster many times. Yet George Washington’s calm hand and determination kept the cause of independence and the principles of our Declaration alive,” Bush said on a clear but frigid day, speaking to several hundred people.
Mount Vernon is about 16 miles south of the White House. Bush traveled by helicopter.
'Test of wills'
“In the end, General Washington understood that the Revolutionary War was a test of wills, and his will was unbreakable,” said Bush. “After winning the war, Washington did what victorious leaders rarely did at the time. He voluntarily gave up power.
Washington’s retirement didn’t last long, Bush noted.
“As president, George Washington understood that his decisions would shape the future of our young nation and set precedent. He formed the first Cabinet, appointed the first judges, and issued the first veto.”
“Over the centuries, America has succeeded because we have always tried to maintain the decency and the honor of our first president,” Bush said.
Before and after Bush’s speech, recorded music by the 3rd U.S. Infantry Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps blared through loudspeakers. Organizers of the event said the fife and drum corps had planned to perform live, but decided against it Sunday night because of expected temperatures in the 20s that could have damaged their historic instruments.
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Comparing the actions in Iraq to the Revolutionary war? What a nut. Other than there are a lot of dead people, there is little else in common...especially politcally and socio-economically. Duh.
Bush compares war on terror to U.S. revolution
President visits Mount Vernon, places wreath on Washington's tomb
MOUNT VERNON, Va. - President Bush honored the 275th birthday of the nation’s first president on Monday, likening George Washington’s long struggle that gave birth to a nation to the war on global terrorism.
“Today, we’re fighting a new war to defend our liberty and our people and our way of life,” said Bush, standing in front of Washington’s home and above a mostly frozen Potomac River.
“And as we work to advance the cause of freedom around the world, we remember that the father of our country believed that the freedoms we secured in our revolution were not meant for Americans alone.”
Bush chose the national Presidents Day holiday to make his first visit as president to Mount Vernon. He and first lady Laura Bush helped lay a wreath at Washington’s tomb, then the president gave a speech from a platform on the bowling green lawn of the estate.
“I feel right at home here. After all, this is the home of the first George W. I thank President Washington for welcoming us today. He doesn’t look a day over 275 years old,” Bush said to laughter.
Washington was born on Feb. 22, 1732.
“On the field of battle, Washington’s forces were facing a mighty empire, and the odds against them were overwhelming. The ragged Continental Army lost more battles than it won, suffered waves of desertions, and stood on the brink of disaster many times. Yet George Washington’s calm hand and determination kept the cause of independence and the principles of our Declaration alive,” Bush said on a clear but frigid day, speaking to several hundred people.
Mount Vernon is about 16 miles south of the White House. Bush traveled by helicopter.
'Test of wills'
“In the end, General Washington understood that the Revolutionary War was a test of wills, and his will was unbreakable,” said Bush. “After winning the war, Washington did what victorious leaders rarely did at the time. He voluntarily gave up power.
Washington’s retirement didn’t last long, Bush noted.
“As president, George Washington understood that his decisions would shape the future of our young nation and set precedent. He formed the first Cabinet, appointed the first judges, and issued the first veto.”
“Over the centuries, America has succeeded because we have always tried to maintain the decency and the honor of our first president,” Bush said.
Before and after Bush’s speech, recorded music by the 3rd U.S. Infantry Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps blared through loudspeakers. Organizers of the event said the fife and drum corps had planned to perform live, but decided against it Sunday night because of expected temperatures in the 20s that could have damaged their historic instruments.
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Comparing the actions in Iraq to the Revolutionary war? What a nut. Other than there are a lot of dead people, there is little else in common...especially politcally and socio-economically. Duh.
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Actually Guns, there are basis for comparison.
Except he's got it the wrong way round.
Iraq is the America of the revolution (well, not really, but in principle), and the USA is the Britain.
Huge, well organised armies against a rag-tag bunch of largely un-uniformed guerrilla's and freedom fighters.
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Except he's got it the wrong way round.
Iraq is the America of the revolution (well, not really, but in principle), and the USA is the Britain.
Huge, well organised armies against a rag-tag bunch of largely un-uniformed guerrilla's and freedom fighters.
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Heck, Guns...we GOTTA laugh or we'll all become terrorists ourselves.
at least MY targets would deserve a bombing!
I'll keep trawling for more yuks at Dubya's expense...I have way too much fun seeing how many people love to ridicule this ridiculous man!
at least MY targets would deserve a bombing!
I'll keep trawling for more yuks at Dubya's expense...I have way too much fun seeing how many people love to ridicule this ridiculous man!
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