Kevin's Watch

***POOF**** wish granted.

All pollen disappears, and your allergies cease. Unfortunately, so does every flowering species on the planet and it speeds up the deterioration of the planet.

I wish books and movies were interactive and allowed the viewer to enter/participate in them.

*Poof* You are now able to participate in books and movies. Soon however, your lewd and wanton actions on the big screen have angered millions of movie goers world wide and you are unable to show your face in public any longer. Fortunately, books are much more private so you still have a life. Until you decide to read Winnie The Pooh, stick your head in a honey pot and are trapped there forever.

I wish I could stop my dogs from digging under the fence.

***Poof**** wish granted.

The fence now goes all the way to the centre of the earth, so the dogs can only dig deeper and deeper. You end up having a working mineshaft in your backyard, your dogs discover oil and end up buying you out of your house. You now live in the kennel.

I wish I hadn't drunk that second pint of Kilkenny....

Granted. You didn't drink the second pint o' Kilkenny; you swapped it for a first pint o' absinthe.

I wish homeless junkies wouldn't hassle me for money everywhere I go.

**PooF*** wish granted.

The homeless junkies have taken over your place and are no longer homeless. You are now out on the street having to scrounge money in their stead.

I wish it was time to go home.

*POOF*
It is now time to go home.
Unfortunatly, you are now at a wonderful party and the person whom catches you eye is just arriving.
But - you - now - must -go - home.

I wish that I didn't have to get up so early to go to work.

Yay! You find that you are no longer able to sleep, easily getting around having to "get up" at all!

I wish I hadn't twisted my ankle...

*POOF*
It's not twisted, it's broken!!! OUCH!!!

I wish that I had the power of Q (think Star Trek Q!)

You now have the power of Q.
You also have his personality and annoy everybody.

I wish my house was self-cleaning.

*POOF*

Unfortunately, your self-cleaning house is a little OCD - it views you as a source of filth, with your skin flaking off and causing dust build up, and so no longer allows you inside.

I wish I was hotter than Brad Pitt.

*ZZZZAAAAPPPPP****

Brad Pit's temp is 98 degrees - yours leaps up to 1000 degrees and you burn up!!

I wish I would wake up tomorrow slender and in shape!

POOF! You are now shaped like a javelin! Some "he's no Geo. Washington" picks you up and throws you into the Potomac where you drown.

I wish things were easier and I didn't worry so...

Granted! Things are now extremely easy for you: all you will be doing for eternity is living inside Bobby McFerrin's music video "Don't Worry Be Happy"

I wish I could draw better

You are now the best fast-draw on the continent. Unfortunately, 137 envious young gunslingers gang up and push you into the sea before you can shoot them all.

I wish chocolate and Diet Coke would be less enticing.

Granted! You now snub Diet Coke and chocolate and crave Pickles and orange soda instead.

I wish aliantha had an on/off switch.

..Aliantha, the KEvein's watch member? Or treasure berries?

--Asuming you meant Treasure Berries...During the Reign of the Clave, Aliantha was turned off throughout the entire Land, and with no new lore to turn them back on, Covenant was never able to convice Sunder of his worth.

I wish I had a big juicy burger a large order of fries and an Icy cold strawberry milshake right now.

It's cool! You do! Now, if only you hadn't broken your jaw....
(I meant the Watch member, actually - she's my mother. )

I wish I had my own personal computer.

Here you go...along with a house, a car, a mortgage, a car payment, insurance payment, internet bill, electricity bill, phone bill, heating costs, gasoline costs, a grocery bill, and some candles to light, and stare at your blank screen while eating ketchup sandwiches, because you forgot to pay your power bill and you're out of food.

I wish my cats would stop running away

***POOF***

Your cats now no longer run away - instead they mate. You become a male version of the crazy cat lady, running out of your front door as little children walk past, yelling at them in gibberish, with at least 27 of your furry friends hanging on for dear life to your incredibly filthy clothing.

I wish that all the other wishes would be undone.

They are!! Now everyone's life has just gotten a lot more complicated, since they just got used to things the way they were. Thanks.

I wish my sister's cat wasn't such a pest.