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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2017 1:29 am
by dANdeLION
Various reasons actually, but the main one is you're a hideous freak.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:45 pm
by aTOMiC
Why on Earth would you believe I would go out with you in the first place?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:05 pm
by deer of the dawn
Xenophobic, and you look vaguely foreign.
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:39 pm
by dANdeLION
You don't like Mallorys? DEAL-BREAKER!!
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:44 am
by Khaliban
Zealous zither zeitgeist zapping Zambian zeppelins.
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:57 am
by Shuram Gudatetris
Another anxiety attack.
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:11 pm
by aTOMiC
Because I am moving to Mars and I don't like long distance relationships.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:28 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
Couldn't decide what color of underwear to wear.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 6:42 pm
by aTOMiC
Don't make me say it out loud. It would be embarrassing for both of us.
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:39 pm
by Sorus
Ever been on a date and wished you were with someone else? About that...
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:46 pm
by aTOMiC
Forgot that I had something better to do. What? No, I don't remember what it was. I said I FORGOT! Wait, now I remember.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:02 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
Gums were bleeding.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:17 am
by dANdeLION
Halitosis; you have it, and I can't stand it.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:17 am
by Sorus
It's not you, it's... No. Nevermind. It's totally you.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:22 pm
by aTOMiC
Just because you think I asked you out doesn't me I actually did. Think about it.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:29 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
Kicked my toe on the coffee table and had to go get X-rays.
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:10 pm
by aTOMiC
Linden Avery became available so...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:58 am
by Sorus
Mom said I could do better.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:12 pm
by aTOMiC
No way could I have asked you out...unless I was crap-faced drunk. Yeah that must be it. Sorry about that.
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 2:36 am
by Sorus
Obviously it would never work - you didn't even remember our one-week anniversary.