Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:39 pm**

How pray tell am I expected to do my homework with this lamprey stuck to the side of my face? Hmmmm? Not so dang smart now are you Mr. Know-it-all?

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:27 am**

It is the best interest to you that I do not conceal the answers to the problems at this time.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:28 pm**

Just give me one good reason why I should do my homework in the first place?........ I thought not.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:41 pm**

Kevin destroyed my homework with his stupid Ritual of Desecration.

That jerk...

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:37 am**

Lost my homework - but is was ALL done, really it was!!!!

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:24 am**

Maybe you never gave me the assignment. You ever think of that? Hmmm...

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:27 pm**

Never give up! Never surrender! I shall produce that homework in due time!

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:46 pm**

O greatest teacher of all things, please share with me your umatched wisdom concerning homework so that I can learn from the master how to complete my assignments on time. <grovels on knees>

Posted: **Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:08 pm**

parlez-vous français ?

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:00 am**

Quantum mechanics? Uh, did you realize I'm a kid?

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:09 am**

Return of the Jedi was on last night. Surely you watched it instead of grading papers so I presume you understand and will give me another day.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:45 am**

Sat on my papers.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:42 pm**

This planet was destroyed last night. You and I are ghosts and homework no longer has any meaning.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:26 pm**

Underworld took over this world, ergo I was unable to hand in my homework, because I was being tortured.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm**

Verily, I say unto thee - seek not my homework, for the answer to thy questions is not in mere paper, but in thy spirit, and only thou canst seek it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:32 pm**

heh, nice Xar.

Wicked people ate it, and then gave me their excrement, thinking it adequate to get an A* with.

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:04 am**

X-ray specs! You've seen them. Once I put them on I couldn't take them off. Heck I've got them on right now. Purple underwear? You wore purple underwear to school?

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:30 am**

Absolutely will not do it and you cannot make me!!

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:12 am**

Because of my learning disability okay? Now you know. I was trying to hide it but there we are. Thanks for humiliating me. Gosh! <storms off in a huff>

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 3:50 pm**

Cats came and ate me.

Kevin's Watch

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