Kevin's Watch

sgtnull wrote:it is a waking dream we all share. i told you those mushrooms didn't look good.

James wrote:Where is Hierachy?

A Gunslinger wrote:I'm calling for him again....where is Revan? I was hoping for a post US-election return for the lad.

Queeaqueg wrote:No T Foul

Smooth-talking sgtnull was apprenticed to the local stonemason, but was tricked into marriage by the avaricious Arabelladonna Pennyworthy. They had two children, Excelsior and Thunderer, but were bitterly unhappy. Sarge eventually took rooms with a maiden aunt in Paris, where he made a meagre living selling matchbooks while studying jurisprudence at the Sorbonne. Upon his return to England, he was reunited with his sons, who refused his advances and disowned him. Arabelladonna died of consumption two years later, and Sarge, now living in abject poverty, fell in with a group of circus-folk and began the slow descent into petty thieving that eventually brought him to the assizes at Northminster, where he was sentenced to three weeks hard-labour for attacking a swan.

Little is known about the next five years of his life, but in 1896 he turns up in Gloveswold-on-the-Naze selling twopenny pamphlets with titles like Pictures for The Gentleman and What The Butler Done. He is believed to have died in Quadsworth Debtor's Prison at the age of 63.

sgtnull wrote:

A Gunslinger wrote:I'm calling for him again....where is Revan? I was hoping for a post US-election return for the lad.

mega-dittos???

Trapper439 wrote:The whereabouts of sgtnull:

Smooth-talking sgtnull was apprenticed to the local stonemason, but was tricked into marriage by the avaricious Arabelladonna Pennyworthy. They had two children, Excelsior and Thunderer, but were bitterly unhappy. Sarge eventually took rooms with a maiden aunt in Paris, where he made a meagre living selling matchbooks while studying jurisprudence at the Sorbonne. Upon his return to England, he was reunited with his sons, who refused his advances and disowned him. Arabelladonna died of consumption two years later, and Sarge, now living in abject poverty, fell in with a group of circus-folk and began the slow descent into petty thieving that eventually brought him to the assizes at Northminster, where he was sentenced to three weeks hard-labour for attacking a swan.

Little is known about the next five years of his life, but in 1896 he turns up in Gloveswold-on-the-Naze selling twopenny pamphlets with titles like Pictures for The Gentleman and What The Butler Done. He is believed to have died in Quadsworth Debtor's Prison at the age of 63.

Erm, actually I'm mistaken. Sarge is still on The Watch. I'm not sure who I was talking about there...

Trapper439 wrote:The whereabouts of sgtnull:

Smooth-talking sgtnull was apprenticed to the local stonemason, but was tricked into marriage by the avaricious Arabelladonna Pennyworthy. They had two children, Excelsior and Thunderer, but were bitterly unhappy. Sarge eventually took rooms with a maiden aunt in Paris, where he made a meagre living selling matchbooks while studying jurisprudence at the Sorbonne. Upon his return to England, he was reunited with his sons, who refused his advances and disowned him. Arabelladonna died of consumption two years later, and Sarge, now living in abject poverty, fell in with a group of circus-folk and began the slow descent into petty thieving that eventually brought him to the assizes at Northminster, where he was sentenced to three weeks hard-labour for attacking a swan.

Little is known about the next five years of his life, but in 1896 he turns up in Gloveswold-on-the-Naze selling twopenny pamphlets with titles like Pictures for The Gentleman and What The Butler Done. He is believed to have died in Quadsworth Debtor's Prison at the age of 63.

Erm, actually I'm mistaken. Sarge is still on The Watch. I'm not sure who I was talking about there...