Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:36 am
Doctor's orders; it seems I'm highly allergic to skanks.
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:41 pm
Elephantiasis flaring up again. Not pretty.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:56 am
Forgot I am married. Silly me.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 1:48 am
Got you confused with someone I actually wanted to date. Oops.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:19 pm
Honestly, it's because you're a bitch.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:42 pm
I don't know what the heck you are talking about. I've never seen you before in my life.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:29 am
Just not ready to settle that low yet.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:55 am
Just won the lottery; now I can buy the girl of my dreams.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:22 am
J-j-j-just can't get over this stutter, the J-j-j-j's j-j-j-just stick in my mouth! 
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:18 pm
Knighted by the Queen. She expects me to attend the after party...alone...
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:05 pm
Lord Foul turned me into a newt.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 4:34 pm
Maybe I did and maybe I didn't.
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:21 am
Necrotizing fasciitis. I don't know why, but you remind me of flesh eating bacteria.
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:35 am
Only one problem. We're not from the same species. It just wouldn't be right dating a...I don't really know what you are.
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:21 am
Prove yourself to me first. Go slay a dragon or something, then maybe I'll consider dating you.
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:22 am
Quaker mafia forcing me to run.
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:06 am
Right off the bat I don't remember asking you out and second...who are you?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:09 pm
syphilis
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:30 pm
Tonight's bad for me. I have to...er...
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 10:46 pm
Unfortunate scheduling conflict - out of my many potential choices for a date tonight, you weren't even in the top ten.