Kevin's Watch

Thus, Hillary Rodham Clinton began to get her goove on. Meanwhile...
the Fellowship of the Frizzed Fuzz very quietly exited to go to the nearest "Fork Yu's" chinese restaraunt. That was when they met the Pumpkin King in the parking lot as he exclaimed; "You forgot ..."

That was when they met the Pumpkin King in the parking lot as he exclaimed; "You forgot ..."

...something."
"..What?"
"You know"
"Huh?"
"That thing?"
"Which?"
"The one. Next to the other."
"Which one?"
"The one you lost!"
"Which did we lose?"
"That one!!"

This continued on for about six hours, until...

This continued on for about six hours, until...

Cho collapsed from exhaustion, visions of the "Who's on first" routine flashing through her mind.

At that point in time, Cail decided to pull out a large bottle of Captain Morgan's spiced rum, and declare, "No good Haruchai EVER goes anywhere without the Captain! As a matter of fact...... "

As a matter of fact............
I have one right here, and here you are and here I am, and it would be a downright senseless to waste this moment, so why don't we.............

"I have one right here, and here you are and here I am, and it would be a downright senseless to waste this moment, so why don't we finish off the Captain and then go for Parrot Bay?"

At that suggestion, Cail and Cho seeked out Cheval, who happened to have some of that tropical-tasting rum, and joined him for...

At that suggestion, Cail and Cho seeked out Cheval, who happened to have some of that tropical-tasting rum, and joined him for a meeting at AA. They poured the booze down the drain, then everybody walked....

They poured the booze down the drain, then everybody walked a straight line for the nice uniformed officer who had asked them to do so.

"I can clearly see," said the officer, "that all of you belong...."

"I can clearly see," said the officer, "that all of you belong at Mallory's."
"I hear that they have the best Pitchbrew." chimed in Cheval.
Eyeing the group in front of him, the officer said,
"My partner here, Officer Thermopyle, will first accompany all of you to..."

Mallory's."
"I hear that they have the best Pitchbrew." chimed in Cheval.
Eyeing the group in front of him, the officer said,
"My partner here, Officer Thermopyle, will first accompany all of you to The Gap. The dress code at Mallory's........"

"My partner here, Officer Thermopyle, will first accompany all of you to The Gap. The dress code at Mallory's is a blue Lord's Robe, and a staff, if you don't have one...

The dress code at Mallory's is a blue Lord's Robe, and a staff, if you don't have one, one will be provided for you by the Wayfriend's society for the underrobed.

The only thing they ask is....

The only thing they ask is....for you to leave your 'droids outside, because they don't serve their kind there!

Cail, staggering from his Captain Morgan induced Haruchai hangover, belched loudly, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and blearily drawled...

Cail, staggering from his Captain Morgan induced Haruchai hangover, belched loudly, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and blearily drawled, "Who you callin' a droid, sukkah?"

Suddenly Khat's favorite song filled the air; it was...

"Who you callin' a droid, sukkah?"

Suddenly Khat's favorite song filled the air; it was Susie Thurston doing her famous cover of "I Fall To Pieces". Khat became so excited she.......

Khat became so excited she.......
Shouted "Berek" to a room full of people, who promptly...........

Shouted "Berek" to a room full of people, who promptly started screaming and running for the emergency exits which were all blocked. The ensuing blood bath........

The ensuing blood-bath.... ....resulted in 23 deaths and the disownment of several delicious chocolate brownies. The survivors...

The ensuing blood-bath.... ....resulted in 23 deaths and the disownment of several delicious chocolate brownies. The survivors changed their names to the Na-Mallory's, soon they roamed all over everywhere...

...wielding flaming rukhs of vengeance. At that point, suddenly Cho awoke from her nightmare, to find herself still in the middle of the Minnesota cornfield baseball diamond, blearily wondering where all the "cool people" had gone. The washed-up baseball player loomed over her, and said...

The washed-up baseball player loomed over her, and said:
"If you build the thread, they will come."
Suddenly awashed with ideas, Cho ran to her computer and began...