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Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:32 am**

Xiphoid bone pain......just couldn't handle the assignment.

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:24 am**

You Can't Handle the Truth!

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:00 pm**

Zenith? Nadir? Azimuth? Delta? Tangent? You gotta be kidding if you think I can understand anything more than how to use my tv remote. Sheesh!

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:17 pm**

Avian flu + KFC = Gastro-Intestinal Total Recall

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:22 pm**

Before I answer your question I would prefer to have my lawyers present. Please call Mr. Mason, Mr. Darrow and Mr. Hutz into the room.

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:48 pm**

Can't be bothered doing homework when I have all this schoolwork to do.

Posted: **Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:43 pm**

Don't even joke about that. I turned in my homework at the beginning of the class. If you lost it its not my problem.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:23 am**

Eternity beckons from afar - and I just didn't feel like doing it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:40 am**

Fortunately for you, I have decided not to take your questions about my failure to do homework as a personal attack upon my character because that would make me very angry. And you DO NOT want to see me angry.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:01 pm**

Good heavens! I forgot my homework on the mothership. Zeldon will find it and discover I'm an idiot! That is just terrific.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:31 pm**

Homework sucks! And, I just didn't feel like doing it.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:59 pm**

In my right hip pocket is my homework assignment. Unfortunately I was nearly crushed to death in a tragic donut related accident so my jeans are swimming around at the bottom of a giant vat of strawberry cream filling.

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:08 pm**

Jack took it for his own; because he and I had an argument.

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:01 am**

K-9 unit stormed my house and took my homework away as "evidence".

Posted: **Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:48 am**

Lightning struck me in the left butt cheek sending me flying through a brick wall which in turn crumbled and fell upon me sending me through the ground into an previously unknown, underground cavern in which I found a ancient buried treasure which I turned over to the police who promptly arrested me for being stupid and not keeping the treasure for myself which made me late getting home which caused me to forget to do my homework.

Posted: **Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:57 am**

Multiple women attacked me and my homework got lost in the fracas!

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:31 am**

Nevermind my homework, we have other things to discuss!

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:19 pm**

Creator wrote:Multiple women attacked me and my homework got lost in the fracas!

Open my book, and you see clearly did do my homework - only with invisible ink.

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:48 pm**

Presumably, I'd give you a pat answer to the question of why I didn't turn in my homework, but it seems I left my pat answers on the kitchen counter, right next to my homework.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:10 am**

Quasi-material entities appeared from the ether of the netherworlds and stole my homework, knowing that it contained secrets that are too dangerous for mortal minds to withstand.

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