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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:14 am
by dANdeLION
vasectomy
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:10 am
by Khaliban
What he said.
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:20 pm
by Sorus
X-rays show that we aren't compatible. Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing either, but I'm not about to argue with my doctor.
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 6:14 pm
by aTOMiC
You really don't know how to take no for an answer
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 10:57 pm
by Khaliban
Zodiac killer came forward in time in a lame TV ripoff and is after me.
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:18 am
by dANdeLION
Ask my girlfriend; she'll explain it in a way you'll no doubt understand.
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:14 am
by aTOMiC
Because I don't want to any more which happens from time to time when I change my mind.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:53 am
by Khaliban
Cags won't post in the next poster thread, so I'm depressed.
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:15 am
by aTOMiC
Don't make me tell you why. You won't like it and I won't care.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:45 am
by Sorus
Everybody has issues, but it'd take the Dewey Decimal System to properly sort yours.
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:31 am
by aTOMiC
From hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit my last breath...at thee...
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:20 am
by Sorus
Got better things to do. Oh, did I say that out loud? Oops?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:37 am
by Khaliban
Heart surgery. I really mean it this time.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 11:00 am
by aTOMiC
I can't go.

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:23 am
by Khaliban
Just because, you know, stuff.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 11:32 am
by aTOMiC
Knowing how the traffic is at this hour I doubt we'd make it to the restaurant in time so lets just try again next year.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:25 am
by dANdeLION
Let's be honest;you'd be better off dating a member of your own species.
Stom- your hoof if you agree.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 5:36 am
by Khaliban
My family is in town, and they don't want to meet you.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 10:57 am
by aTOMiC
No doubt you believe what I said before was sincere invitation to have dinner with me. That's a shame.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:50 am
by Sorus
Opposite day - you're actually the last person I'd want to date.