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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2017 2:39 am
by dANdeLION
Perhaps we should ask why you keep stalking me.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:39 am
by aTOMiC
Quiet please. I'm trying to ask someone else out for a date. Yeesh.
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:01 am
by Sorus
Really changed my life meeting you - I've decided to take a vow of celibacy.
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 11:18 am
by aTOMiC
Someone will be right with you. Please hold.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:12 am
by Khaliban
Take your application and proceed to line three. Do not go to line four. That line is for people I like.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:10 am
by aTOMiC
Unless you are exceedingly wealthy I'm not sure we can continue based solely on your appearance.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 2:34 am
by Sorus
Vexed that you invited your mum after telling her that I'm 'the one' when we just met last week.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 11:09 am
by aTOMiC
Would you mind telling me where you got the idea we had a date planned? Because I never asked you. Trust me.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:56 am
by Sorus
X was the next letter and I've been working on an absolutely brilliant post for over a month now, but the stress from having to plan a date made me forget what I was going to say. I can't let that happen again, so I will have to stay single.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:25 am
by aTOMiC
You don't honestly think I would be seen in public with someone that doesn't like Star Trek do you? Begone, hater!
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:23 pm
by Shuram Gudatetris
Zebra ate my day planner.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:00 pm
by aTOMiC
Anything I might have asked you when I was delirious with fever doesn't count as asking you out so...
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 1:33 am
by Sorus
Because you'd get tired of listening to me talk about my cats all night.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:36 am
by aTOMiC
Can't you read the tea leaves without making me come out and say it?
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 1:58 am
by Sorus
Don't feel like getting dressed up tonight. Or dressed, for that matter.
Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2017 11:16 am
by aTOMiC
Every day it seems we go through this. I like human girls, not...whatever you are. Nothing personal. Have a safe trip back to your planet.
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:04 pm
by Sorus
Friday night, and I have plans to spend the evening in a dungeon, surrounded by bears. If that's not your idea of a good time, it's probably not going to work.
Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:37 pm
by dANdeLION
Call me in 20 years; then I'll be too blind to see what you look like, and too senile to remember.
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:35 am
by aTOMiC
Good news! I don't have to go out with you since I found a human female to date. Isn't that great? Boy! You look pissed. I guess I made the right choice. Yeesh.
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:20 pm
by dANdeLION
Shit, you should be glad I didn't break it over your thick head, SKANK!