Kevin's Watch

He boozily grabbed his 5 gallon jug of "Durris" brand rum and proceeded to, let everyone use it, "For a Price!", said he. He then eyed MR KABC up and down with a wicked grin on his half drunken face, and then mumbled, "And I don't mean money"
By now Mr KABC decided to....

and then mumbled, "And I don't mean money"
By now Mr KABC decided to.... stop drinking and step away from Cail, since he wasn't interested in what Cail was implying. "If you are gay, you are wasting your time!" Mr. KABC said with amusement. Cail then proceeded to ...

Mr. KABC said with amusement. Cail then proceeded to gasp in disbelief. "What in the world are you thinking?" he asked. "While I am a very happy lad, 'gay' is not a word I would use to describe myself." He lifted one eye brow and said, "What I meant was...."

"While I am a very happy lad, 'gay' is not a word I would use to describe myself." He lifted one eye brow and said, "What I meant was YOUR SOUL!"
"My Soul?!" asked Mr K in disbeleif.
"Well actually, your soles," there he paused, "You know; to your shoes," Cail let out an embraced cough, "mine are all..."

"Well actually, your soles," there he paused, "You know; to your shoes," Cail let out an embraced cough, "mine are all..."
worn thin with holes in them. Mr K laughed and said with a sly smile; "So you want these shoes I've been wearing all day?" ... because I need to warn you my feet ...

Mr K laughed and said with a sly smile; "So you want these shoes I've been wearing all day?" ... because I need to warn you my feet smell worse than the Sarangrave! Cail's eyes went wide and he ...

Cail's eyes went wide and he ... exclaimed; 'NOT THOSE STINKY THINGS' The new running shoes in your backpack. Mr K looked shocked that Cail knew about his shoes, and stammered; "These shoes are made for..."

Mr K looked shocked that Cail knew about his shoes, and stammered; "These shoes are made for people who need to run fast! And I annoy Cho so much that one day, I'm gonna need 'em because...."

And I annoy Cho so much that one day, I'm gonna need 'em because....she will eventually get over her total infatuation for me and then I will need to be legging it away from her as fast as I can! After all, she might start talking marriage and kids, and I can't have THAT!! So, if you REALLY want my soles, you are going to have to accept my stinking Stonedownor sandals." Cail took a stiff belt of Haruchai rum, belched, appeared to dazedly think, and then said....

Cail took a stiff belt of Haruchai rum, belched, appeared to dazedly think, and then said, "I think I'd duck if I were you."

Mr.KABC, bewildered, said, "What?"

No sooner had the word left his mouth than the side of his head was forcefully struck by...

No sooner had the word left his mouth than the side of his head was forcefully struck by Cho's foot in a blinding fast roundhouse kick!! "How could you even think I was interested in you! You are so ...

You are so full of yourself (and fecal matter)," she proclaimed, dusting off her foot.

Staggered under the impact, MrKABC whimpered, "But, I love YOU. Why can't you ...."

Staggered under the impact, MrKABC whimpered, "But, I love YOU. Why can't you ....understand that it meant more to me than just one sweaty night of passion for both of us?" Cho looked around guiltily at Cail, who continued to drunkenly consume his Haruchai rum and didn't seem to be following the conversation. Mollified by his apparent inattention, Cho confided....

Mollified by his apparent inattention, Cho confided, "That really wasn't me, it was my evil identical twin sister!" Mr. KABC was horrified!! His eyes opened wide as Cho's evil twin Choo snuck up behind him and ...

His eyes opened wide as Cho's evil twin Choo snuck up behind him and goosed his patootie. "Hey, baby," she cooed in his ear, reeking of rum and garlic, "Surely you wouldn't confuse me with Little Cho-baby?"

Aghast, MrKABC realized...

Aghast, MrKABC realized...that the romantic interlude with Cho that he had treasured for so long really hadn't happened! But then, a wonderful thought crossed his mind! "Aha!" Mr. KABC said triumphantly. "The REAL Cho has a tattoo on the small of her back of a pigtailed girl holding a sword! Both of you, turn around right now so I can see.... "

"You want to look at our backsides?" Choo gasped.

Cho nudged her sister. "Beast," she whispered.

Suddenly, three other cute and fuzzy girls, identical to Cho and Choo burst out of the closet.

"We are Identical Quintuplets!" Chu, Chi, and Cha shouted. "And you, MrKABC, are..."

"We are Identical Quintuplets!" Chu, Chi, and Cha shouted. "And you, MrKABC, are..."

"A LUCKY MAN!" Mr KABC shouted in awe. "I've heard of a three-way before, but THIS is one for the record books!" Cail staggered drunkenly forward, and slurred, "Damn dude, I didn't realize I was THIS drunk! I am seeing FIVE Chos!" He proceeded to put his arms around Chu, Choo, and Chi, and escorted them back into the corn fields. Soon, squeals of delight and sounds of Haruchai rum-drinking could be heard. Cho then gazed yearningly at Mr. KABC and said....

Cho then gazed yearningly at Mr. KABC and said, "Could you possibly fetch me a shrubbery?"

"OH, NO!" he wailed, "Not Monty Python! I think...."

"OH, NO!" he wailed, "Not Monty Python! I think....that I had such a hard time getting past the Knights That Say NEEE the LAST time you asked me for a shrubbery that I won't do it again!" Cho looked downcast, but still gamely edged her sisters out of the way so that she could take Mr. KABC's arm. "It's OK," she breathed. "I have decided that.... "