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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:13 am
by ChoChiyo
"I have decided that I'd rather have some ice cream anyway. Be a dear and go get us some Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia, please."
Eager to please her divine majesty, MrKABC hastened to....
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:18 am
by MrKABC
Eager to please her divine majesty, MrKABC hastened to....comply. After all, he didn't want to disappoint Cho just when she was apparently willing to show off her tats to him! As Mr. KABC was leaving the cornfield, OneWhyteDuck flapped up and hissed, "Hey, you know that Cho? I need to tell you something very important about her. She is ..... "
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:27 am
by ChoChiyo
She is actually decended from ancient Amazon warrior princesses. I wouldn't mess with her if I was you!"
"Gee," said MrKABC. "I didn't....
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:31 am
by MrKABC
"Gee," said MrKABC. "I didn't....realize that when she was bragging about being 'old... very old' that she meant it literally!" The Duck snapped his bill, and said, "you'd better get that Cherry Garcia now if you want to see those tats!" Mr. KABC agreed, and hurried off. After watching his departure, OneWhyteDuck swished through the cornfield and encountered Cho. "Well!" he said, flashing his brightest duck-smile. "Now that HE's gone.... "
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:57 pm
by Creator
"Now that HE's gone.... ", Suddenly the duck returned! "I'm a SHE you twit", duck quacked. OneWhyteDuck quacked an arcane spell and suddenly 1,000 acid eggs hit MrKABC and he starts to ...
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:42 pm
by ChoChiyo
Suddenly the duck returned! "I'm a SHE you twit", duck quacked. OneWhyteDuck quacked an arcane spell and suddenly 1,000 acid eggs hit MrKABC and he starts to writhe in agony. He fell to the ground and began to...
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:28 pm
by onewyteduck
he starts to writhe in agony. He fell to the ground and began to sprout cabbages from his fingers and toes........
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:18 pm
by MrKABC
He fell to the ground and began to sprout cabbages from his fingers and toes........Then, suddenly, argent fire bloomed from his white gold class ring, shining like a torch amid blooming heads of lettuce. Mr. KABC rose direly to his feet like a man who could not be touched, blasting white radiance from his very bones. The acid quickly faded, died while the argent brilliance continued to.....
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:48 pm
by dennisrwood
The acid quickly faded, died while the argent brilliance continued to.....
hurt his eyes, he rolled over in bed, muttering to his wife...
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:07 pm
by ChoChiyo
The acid quickly faded, died while the argent brilliance continued to.....
hurt his eyes, he rolled over in bed, muttering to his wife, "Honey, WHAT kind of mushrooms did you say those were? I'm having some hellacious hallucinations here!"
His wife opened one eye, glared at him and said, " >>>
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:21 pm
by Cheval
His wife opened one eye, glared at him and said,
"I'm not sure. I bought them from some nice young man down the street."
"Well, from now on, get your produce from..."
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:45 pm
by MrKABC
"Well, from now on, get your produce from...the store and not the guy lurking in the alley behind the building, OK?" Cho nodded sleepily and rolled over, trying to go back to sleep. But suddenly, she started, and flew out of bed, scratching at Mr. KABC's hand and drawing blood. Lord Foul's voice issued from Cho's throat as she said....
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:51 pm
by ChoChiyo
. Lord Foul's voice issued from Cho's throat as she said, "A pox upon you Varlet, for disputing the quality of my magic mushrooms."
Shocked, MrKABC tumbled out of bed and said, "
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 4:38 am
by MrKABC
Shocked, MrKABC tumbled out of bed and said, "I cast thee out foul demon!" while sketching various religious symbols in the air between himself and the possessed Cho. At that point, the TV by the bed snapped on by itself, revealing Benny Hinn. Benny peered out of the TV screen at Cho, winked and said.....
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:23 am
by dennisrwood
Benny peered out of the TV screen at Cho, winked and said.....
can you feel the HEALING???
Cho shook her head and muttered...
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:13 pm
by Cheval
Benny peered out of the TV screen at Cho, winked and said.....
can you feel the HEALING???
Cho shook her head and muttered, "Feeling? What feeling? I am numb from the hair down!"
"No you possessed girl, I said HEALING!"
"Oh," relpied Cho, "I do feel a tingling in my toes.
But it just may be the...
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:36 pm
by drew
"Oh," relpied Cho, "I do feel a tingling in my toes.
But it just may be the alergic reacting I'm having to my fuzzy pajamas. You see I ALWAYS wear them because you never know when....
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:06 am
by MrKABC
You see I ALWAYS wear them because you never know when....a malign presence might suddenly appear and try to possess you. Cho then ambled to the TV set and placed her hands on the box. "Wow! I feel much better now!" she exclaimed. "Cool!" shouted Benny. "I am glad to hear that, because...
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:18 am
by Cheval
"Wow! I feel much better now!" she exclaimed. "Cool!" shouted Benny. "I am glad to hear that, because, I am afraid that there is some bad news for you...
YOU'RE STILL DREAMING!!!"
*Insert evil laughter here*
As the last words were shouted out, Cho was startled awake and she sat up, dazed, and noticed that it was not a bed that she was lying in, but a...
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:48 am
by ChoChiyo
As the last words were shouted out, Cho was startled awake and she sat up, dazed, and noticed that it was not a bed that she was lying in, but a wading pool full of chocolate syrup, ice cream, whipping cream, and bananas! It was the world's biggest banana split!
Immediately she ...