Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:24 pm**

Flunk me!

Posted: **Sat May 06, 2006 5:42 am**

Geometry? I thought you said Geography!

Posted: **Sat May 06, 2006 2:56 pm**

horse ate my homework. but its still useful if you need anything fertilized.

Posted: **Sat May 06, 2006 4:08 pm**

I was kinda busy!!

So homework didn't enter into my mind!!

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 6:07 am**

jitterbugged...i was jitterbugged this week and just had no time for anything as tedious as homework. couldn't concentrate for all that jitterbuggin goin on! i tell you i danced till my legs got sore!

Posted: **Sun May 07, 2006 9:24 am**

Kevinswatch had my attention all night--You'd have to be a member to get it.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 11:32 pm**

Lost was on. again.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 7:21 pm**

My mommy ate my dog, who ate my cat, who ate my mouse, who ate my goldfish, who ate my homework. I don't know why she ate the little guy; I think she'll die.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 8:50 pm**

Never, would I miss an episode of Lost.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 11:02 pm**

OK like grow up.
You're always like, 'Do your Homework'
And I'm always like, 'Homework is for nerds'
And you're like, 'Do your Homework'
and I'm like, 'Pssssshht, whatever!'
so basically like, You suck!

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 11:40 pm**

poison ivy.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 11:43 pm**

QUIET! I'm busy looking at Tazz's Avatar of the magician levitating that ball while he eats his lower lip.

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2006 3:22 pm**

Really, I didn't turn my homework in? Well, guess what? Neither did you, did you, teach? I thought not! You get an F!!

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2006 4:34 pm**

Since I didn't do my homework, can I be expelled? I could use the days off for recreational research... yes, that's right -- porn.

Posted: **Wed May 10, 2006 6:14 pm**

Tragic baking accident.

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2006 3:02 pm**

Under all that stuff in the landfill. That's where you'll find my homework. If you want it, go get it

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2006 4:41 pm**

Violent Diarrhea. Want more details?

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2006 10:37 pm**

Why do you always ask me for my homework?
When do I ever hand in homework?
What makes you think I even care about homework?
Where do you get off, demanding I spend my 'free-time' to do work for you?
Who do you think you are, to put all that deadline pressure on me?

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 10:31 pm**

"X"

You might as well get used to marking that on my homeward assignments

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 9:40 pm**

You smelt so bad yesterday, that my concentration lasped in the face of your foul stetch, so I did not hear you when you told me what homework we had.

Kevin's Watch

ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game