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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 8:39 am
by Elfgirl
X-ray technician forgot to turn it off and my essay is now radioactive and sealed in a concrete bunker.
Darth Revan wrote:Never, would I miss an episode of Lost.

heheh me either!
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:04 pm
by Revan
Elfgirl wrote:X-ray technician forgot to turn it off and my essay is now radioactive and sealed in a concrete bunker.
Darth Revan wrote:Never, would I miss an episode of Lost.

heheh me either!
Good.
Y, I mean why, would I bother doing homework when I have Claire, Kate, Ana Lucia, Sun and Shannon to watch? Do you think I'm mad?
Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:25 am
by Cheval
Zorba the Greek told me I didn't have to do homework.
Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:44 am
by Revan
Ah cannae dae it.
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 7:20 am
by Elfgirl
Bored myself to death reading just the outline.
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:50 pm
by sgtkafka
crusty eyes, can not see.
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:57 am
by Elfgirl
Darth Vader fell through the space-time continuum and his lightsabre fried my assignment just as I typed in the last of the bibliography.
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:13 am
by onewyteduck
elephant stampede
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:52 pm
by sgt.null
fuck homework, i have discovered crack!
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:09 am
by Cheval
Gone to try and talk some sense into SgtNull about the dangers of crack.
(You might fall into one and hurt yourself)
Saving a fellow human being is more important than some stupid homework.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:24 am
by Creator
Had to wait to the last minute - and then had a MUCH better offer - so why do homework!!

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:37 am
by lucimay
imagine there's no homework
it isn't hard to do
nothing to grade or mark on
and no religion too
imagine there's no homework, living life at ease
you-00-oo-oo-oo
you may say i'm a dreamer
but i'm not the only one...
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:41 am
by onewyteduck
John Lennon is channeling through Lucimay and you expect me to do frickin' homework?!?!?
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:48 am
by Elfgirl
Keep nagging me, and I'll go on strike and never turn in another piece of homework again!
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:23 am
by Revan
Let me think... what happened to it... oh, my nan ate it.
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:49 am
by Elfgirl
Mawwwwwwwwwwm - WHERRRRRRRE's my HOhhhhhhMEWORRRRRK??
Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 3:44 am
by Cheval
Norse mythical creatures appeared in my bedroom last night and ate it.
(Scared the cow crap out of me too!)
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:57 am
by Elfgirl
Out of body experience which lasted a week...barely made it back into my BODY, let alone able to do homework! Sheesh!
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:57 am
by Creator
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:14 am
by Elfgirl
Question: Why is it even necessary if you're teaching me properly in the first place?