Kevin's Watch

"Hey! ..." Shouted the Duck. "I'm an innocent bystander here!" The bolt of power suddenly froze in midair as the Creator imposed a moratorium of power. With a theatrical wave of the Creator-hand, Mr. KABC was restored, OneWyteDuck was turned into a glorious swan, and Cho was decked out in a Fredericks of Hollywood lacy outfit, and a wedding ring with Mr. KABC's name engraved on it appeared on her finger. The Creator snickered, and said....

The Creator snickered, and said "just kidding!", and with a wink of his eye, Miss KABC was back - staring in a mirror thinking "Damn! I'm built well!" and Ducky, narrowly missing the bolt said "I know your a 'she' Cho, it was a typo!", and Cho was back in her comfortable fuzzy jammies!

Suddenly, an evil mist coalesced, and out to challenge Creator came ...

Suddenly, an evil mist coalesced, and out to challenge Creator came ...
Khatalena bWraith with the full power of her white gold, and full of PMS venom, She pointed to Creator and exclaimed; "The world is confusing enough without this confusion of He-She's. From now on all ..."

She pointed to Creator and exclaimed; "The world is confusing enough without this confusion of He-She's. From now on all animals shall be ASEXUAL!!!"

At that point, khatalenabwraith, with the help of Cho, MR. KABC, and Cheval (Whom had snuck-in unnoticed), began to stalk towards Creator and...

animals shall be ASEXUAL!!!"

At that point, khatalenabwraith, with the help of Cho, MR. KABC, and Cheval (Whom had snuck-in unnoticed), began to stalk towards Creator and attacked him with magical silicone breast implants that would cause...
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.....attacked him with magical silicone breast implants that would cause permanent brain damage when applied with enough force,
causing him to wretch uncontrollably while

Hollering, "Cut it out you guys! I'm t he good guy! The good guy, I t ell you!!!!"

Smirking, MissKABC ...

Smirking, MissKABC ... let loose with a 10 plus Hammer of Smacking, suddenly Sam Donaldson stepped from behind a shrubbery and cried to Cho...

Smirking, MissKABC let loose with a 10 plus Hammer of Smacking, suddenly Sam Donaldson stepped from behind a shrubbery and cried to Cho, "I'll give you $1,000,000 for the incredible story of MissKABC's transformation!". Hearing how much her transformation was worth, Miss KABC ....

Hearing how much her transformation was worth, Miss KABC was both appauled and dissgusted. "You can't put a price tag on what we've been through!" He yelled vehemently. "Don't you get it?" He asked more softly, "It doesn't matter if you're a man, or a woman, or a he-male or a she-male...it doesn't matter who has boobies, and who has weenies, all that matter is.." Unfortunalty, his speech was cut off by Jay, of kevinswatch, who just wanted everyone to get along, so he suggested...

who just wanted everyone to get along, so he suggested eveyone hold hands and sing Kumbaya!! Well, everyone turned to him with an incredulous look and at the same time said ...

eveyone hold hands and sing Kumbaya!! Well, everyone turned to him with an incredulous look and at the same time said but we don't like him. He's different from us, he's......

He's different from us, he's......One of THEM. The group glared at Jay. "I'm not holding hands with that dude!" swore Cho. Creator made a subtle hand gesture and restored Mr. KABC's former appearance, and screwed him out of the $10 large in the process. OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, making such a commotion that the Creator waved his hand again and suddenly there were TwoBrownDucks. "Damn!" said Brown Duck #1. "I'll get you for this! All I have to do is....... "

"Damn!" said Brown Duck #1. "I'll get you for this! All I have to do is... " But #1 didn't finish! Creator pointed at #1 and a bolt of lightning fried #1 and an arcane wave turned #1 into supper!!

"Yummmy", Mr. KABC said, "I ...

But #1 didn't finish! Creator pointed at #1 and a bolt of lightning fried #1 and an arcane wave turned #1 into supper!!

"Yummmy", Mr. KABC said, "I want the drumstick", as he tore off the dead ducks left leg and proceded to eat. "Yum", said Mr. KABC, "this is really...." He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked.....

He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked closer to #2. Saddened he pleaded with Creator to make things better. With a look of concentration Creator spread his hands wide! Time rewound !!!

OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, and Creator (this time!) ....

He choked off his words and sat silent as he noted the tears on BrownDuck #2's face. Slowly he walked closer to #2. Saddened he pleaded with Creator to make things better. With a look of concentration Creator spread his hands wide! Time rewound !!!

OneWyteDuck quacked in glee, and Creator (this time!) made feathers of varying hues sprout all over KABC's body....including a very large tuft of brilliant orange and purple ones which swept down in a magnificent tail!

WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....

WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....was staring over the Creator's shoulder at the looming figure of Cail, who proceeded to strike the Creator unconcious with a short series of Haruchai blows! Mr. KABC applauded, "Thanks Cail. That Creator was really messing with me. Now, how do I get rid of this Las Vegas looking feather outfit?" Cail replied.....

WyteDuckie looked astonished, she....was staring over the Creator's shoulder at the looming figure of Cail, who proceeded to strike the Creator unconcious with a short series of Haruchai blows! Mr. KABC applauded, "Thanks Cail. That Creator was really messing with me. Now, how do I get rid of this Las Vegas looking feather outfit?" Cail replied.....

....."No time for that, I've got you booked for 3 weeks at Caesar's Palace opening for Tom Jones. Keep the feathers on and take this....

....."No time for that, I've got you booked for 3 weeks at Caesar's Palace opening for Tom Jones. Keep the feathers on and take this sheet music with you. Make sure you learn all of the lyrics to.......