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Menolly wrote:Southern Accents are sexy too!!!

...says the middle aged bitty with the Bronx born and raised husband...Oy...

...even those of Tennessee Vols... ;)
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Bump for Kigirl!
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Malik: I'm sure the chicken was just following it's natural instincts. The chicken must have needed or wanted something on the other side of the road. It's as simple as that. I think everyone is reading too much into the motivations of the chicken.
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Why did Camerman Jenn cross the road?

To give Esmer a wedgie.
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Hey, I don't bother with wedgies. I would just simply pants him. That's much more fun. :biggrin: Pants him and then a spanking for good measure. 8O :P
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Hey, I don't bother with wedgies. I would just simply pants him. That's much more fun. :biggrin: Pants him and then a spanking for good measure. 8O :P
Get a room, Jenn. ;) :lol:
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Why did Loremaster cross the road? So he could shake his little tush in front of Cameraman Jenn in the hopes that she would pants him then spank him too! :lol:

You so know it's true Lore... :biggrin:
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Why did Loremaster cross the road? So he could shake his little tush in front of Cameraman Jenn in the hopes that she would pants him then spank him too! :lol:

You so know it's true Lore... :biggrin:
There is only one person who I will allow to spank me, so I'm looking forward to seeing how you will make it past her, Jenn dear. :lol:
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OOH! I do so love a challenge! ;)
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:OOH! I do so love a challenge! ;)
Ahem....I've already got my paddle, and I'll bet you I make it there first. . . :P
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thefirst wrote:
Cameraman Jenn wrote:OOH! I do so love a challenge! ;)
Ahem....I've already got my paddle, and I'll bet you I make it there first. . . :P
Jenn, thefirst wins. :lol:
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Ok, I'll give. :biggrin:
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There was, in fact, never any chicken at all - it was just a ruse, a red herring, a distraction, to allow the enactment of the Patriot Act - which granted greater fryer-vat tapping and search and pluck powers to KFC. Its all part of the conspiracy.

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Wait.

thefirst was the first there?



Shocking. :roll:
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Emotional Leper wrote:Wait.

thefirst was the first there?



Shocking. :roll:
of course I was, otherwise, I'd have to change my name :P
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these are so funny! :lol:
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wallowing in poultry pron?

shocking.
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Why did Jonnyredleader cross the road? To ask SRD, "Why did you have to kill off Elena when I had a total crush on her as a teenager??????

Bumped for Jonny because of a conversation at Efest...
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Why did Lore cross the road? 'Cuz he was tired of being down under! Thank you folks, I'm here all week!
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