Kevin's Watch

Moderators are allowed to use magic, from any book of their choosing. Food Fight Decree Number Two, signed Shalimar Dorecella Foxfire

~pulls wand out of her rather shabby robes~ Scorgify Arnticatium! There, we've got an invisible wall, and all the food that hits it'll disappear!

What are you trying to do, make us taste better?! Oh, well, the dragon is coming over for tea at 2, but really! I'm not letting him eat US! (If I can pursuade him, he'll be eating them! ~points at the enemy*~)

~begins loading up a catapult with her own school's brand mashed potatos~ They've got glue in 'em, that's what ever'one says. ~adds a bit of sour cream, still shcool brand~ Ha, they don't call it sour fer nuthin'! ~fires the catapult!~

*holds nose* .. peewww .. thats one nasty concoction .. cool

mmm.. do we know this dragon you speak of .. or Brigade Leading one?? .. do you really think this dragon can eat ALL OF THEM????


just who are 'them' anyway? *feels disoriented from the earlier oaty impact*

Infelice's team is the enemy. The dragon is very large, and will probably have room for tea after he's finished eating them. May you never lack a scone.

~reloads the catapult with moldy potatoes~ ~fires the catapult~

Oh, by the way, if anyone wants to join PEFA, Pervy Elf Fanciers Anonymous..... call Harry.

PEFA!!! lol

*considers joining*

alright!! got the enemy in my sights now!!

peww .. nothing smells worse then mouldy spud

let 'em have it!!!

Hey! Guess what? Today is Make A Spork Day. So, I made a Spork-a-pult.

~loads the Spork-a-pult with moldy potatos~ ~FIRES THE SPORK-A-PULT!!!!!~

mmm .. ponders the meaning of a 'spork'

Hahaha...Sky, you're the third person this week to whom I have had to define a spork Although in the other cases, it was in regard to Leeroy the Spork-Wielding Flying Stealth Penguin

"What is a Spork


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A spork is a blend of spoon and a fork. It is round like a spoon,

and shallow enough to consume liquids, with 3 or 4 tines, or prongs,

on the end that act like a fork. The prongs may be used to

consume substances like meat and poultry. "

Behold: members.tripod.com/~sporkk/

HAHA LMAO!!

ok i got spork now ..

heh .. lol .. makes it hard to play knifey spooney with a spork .. worse if you want to play spooney forky eh?? LOL

*When last seen, Infelice had just been liberally coated with sticky honey syrup after being unceremoniously slapped around with raw fish. In addition to these indignities, she finds that her former ally and moderator partner has not only changed her name but she has declared open war on the Elohim queen and is using her previously outlawed moderator's magic as well.

Pondering this latest series of events, Infelice retreats from the battlefield temporarily, to gather intelligence on the enemy and to enlist help from other quarters.*

Can anybody help me beat up these bullies!!!!!! They're picking on me!!!!!!!!!!!

'Twasn't outlawed. Now get over here! *fires the spork-a-pult, which has been loaded with Gravy Train dog food, at Infelice*

Infelice wrote:Can anybody help me beat up these bullies!!!!!! They're picking on me!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll help you, oh naked one!

*bowls an early Christmas pudding at that Foxfire girlie*

*rolls around like a dog in all the food on the floor* mmmmmmmm i really love the texture

lmao!! well gedi-gms easily sporked .. now onto the rest of the scabby brewd

loads up copious amounts of pav ... <licks fingers> and sends large creamy pav loaded with nanas, pineapples and passion-fruit at .. well anyone in general ..

Well, well, what have we here...

The Leper Fairy wrote:

Swedish bananas

Please enlighten me: what is a swedish banana? And why does it smell so horrible when burning? I have heard of some kind of "swedish milk" (youghurt-like I am told?) and "swedish meatballs" (are there other kinds of meatballs? What is an american meatball? Very big and red-blue-white?)...

If the foodfight is still on, I can throw some (yummy!) salty swedish candy at the person next to me. - Pooiiink -

Ylva Kresh wrote: What is an american meatball? Very big and red-blue-white?)...

:lol

hahaha .. now that would be an interesting dish

Ylva wrote:If the foodfight is still on, I can throw some (yummy!) salty swedish candy at the person next to me. - Pooiiink -

mmm *suddenly aware is a victim of a salty swedish candy pooiiinking* ... mmm .. well Ylva why not try some of this aussie vegimite candy

haha *sardonic evil giggle* ..

actually its better on toast .. but not in a food fight LOL

Gaah: I have tried vegimite spread on toast for breakfast (black stuff, tastes like yeast/vitamineB and quite salty?)... Found it very un-nice... And smelled bad too (like Lapsang souchoung tea, I don´t like smoked teas)

The turkish pepper salty candy is a much better breakfast IMO (perhaps I should say that the only one of Bertie Botts every flavour beans I really liked was the one named "bogey", that one was a bit salty at least... )

Well, then I can throw

Spoiler

(up? sorry...)

something really scary: svartsoppa ("black soup") in other words: blood soup (I wonder if the Clave eat it on a daily basis?) with spices like those in ginger bread...

Ylva Kresh wrote:Gaah: I have tried vegimite spread on toast for breakfast (black stuff, tastes like yeast/vitamineB and quite salty?)... Found it very un-nice... And smelled bad too (like Lapsang souchoung tea, I don´t like smoked teas)

darn and I thought it would be a nice treat

Ylva wrote: (perhaps I should say that the only one of Bertie Botts every flavour beans I really liked was the one named "bogey", that one was a bit salty at least... )

eeewwwwww

now thats disgusting

Ylva wrote:Well, then I can throw

Spoiler

(up? sorry...)

now thats nasty!! haha lol .. yep that'd do the trick I dont even know what we're fighting for in here any more but hey .. do that .. and you win!!!

'throw up' not being my fav projectile .. I'm outta here LOL

Ylva wrote:something really scary: svartsoppa ("black soup") in other words: blood soup (I wonder if the Clave eat it on a daily basis?) with spices like those in ginger bread...

i'm sure they do it sounds gross .. mmm .. blood soup .. *wonders why we dont have any delicacies remotely equalling the grossness of that one*

*WHOOPWHOOPWHOOP*

Tch, kids these days

*dodges the pudding* What the heck's Christmas pudding? Whatever that was, if anyone throws any more of it at me, I'll resort to your butt-to-Roady's teeth combat.

*brings in the dog known as Roady* En'nt he pretty! 112 pounds of doggy! No, Roady, we're not gonna cook ya. We're just going to use you as a human food-processor!