Kevin's Watch

sgt.null wrote:can i has pron?

answer uncertain due to recent events. this picture of Ed Norton as a skinhead from American History X with Brittney's head superimposed on it was deleted from the pr0n thread by a moderator, so I'm not sure what to think anymore.

Balon wrote:Esmer, what's the question you'd ask yourself?

"How can I be a better Esmer?" Followed shortly by "what was I thinking?"

Esmer wrote:

A Gunslinger wrote:Esmer, who is the better chef? Rachael Ray or Graham Kerr, the Galloping Gourmet?

Rachel Ray is just Rachel Ray
But Graham Kerr is the Galloping Gourmet!
Oh such dishes my heart does sway
With such decadence and depravitay!

I knew I liked you...
(...Rachel Ray is not a chef...)

can i has cheezeburger?

Esmer wrote:

A Gunslinger wrote:Esmer, who is the better chef? Rachael Ray or Graham Kerr, the Galloping Gourmet?

Rachel Ray is just Rachel Ray
But Graham Kerr is the Galloping Gourmet!
Oh such dishes my heart does sway
With such decadence and depravitay!

I humbly prostrate myself before your magnificent abilities. It was a trick question, as OF COURSE GK is the far superior entity. RR is a skilled, and popular craftsman, while Kerr is an artist.


Esmer... Who DID write the "Book of Love"? And while yer at it...do only fools read it?

I wrote it you fool, now don't stop reading over my shoulder....

Cameraman Jenn wrote:I wrote it you fool, now don't stop reading over my shoulder....

That is not an officially sanction response from Esmer...hmph!

..and i am not reading, I am just looking down your shirt.

A Gunslinger wrote:

Esmer wrote:

A Gunslinger wrote:Esmer, who is the better chef? Rachael Ray or Graham Kerr, the Galloping Gourmet?

Rachel Ray is just Rachel Ray
But Graham Kerr is the Galloping Gourmet!
Oh such dishes my heart does sway
With such decadence and depravitay!

I humbly prostrate myself before your magnificent abilities. It was a trick question, as OF COURSE GK is the far superior entity. RR is a skilled, and popular craftsman, while Kerr is an artist.


Esmer... Who DID write the "Book of Love"? And while yer at it...do only fools read it?

Alan Brown. yes, because they don't know it's a movie.

sgt.null wrote:can i has cheezeburger?

noes. yu can has cheeztofus insteds.

Dearest Esmah,

how much should one's life be determined by pain avoidance and how much should be determined by pleasure seeking, and for what ultimate end should one pursue pleasure and avoid pain?

Esmer, when is season 3.0 of the new Battlestar Galactica going to be release?

Marvin wrote:Dearest Esmah,

how much should one's life be determined by pain avoidance and how much should be determined by pleasure seeking, and for what ultimate end should one pursue pleasure and avoid pain?

danlo wrote:I've hung this gem up in the Hangar too long, it must be shared with the Watch:

The Great Way is not difficult
for those who have no preferences.
When love and hate are both absent
everything becomes clear and undisguised.
Make the smallest distinction, however
and heaven and earth are set infinitely apart.
If you wish to see the truth
then hold no opinions for or against anything.
To set up what you like against what you dislike
is the disease of the mind.
When the deep meaning of things is not understood
the minds essential peace is disturbed to no avail.

The Way is perfect like vast space
where nothing is lacking and nothing is in excess.
Indeed, it is due to our choosing to accept or reject
that we do not see the true nature of things.
Live neither in the entanglements of outer things,
nor in inner feelings of emptiness.
Be serene in the oneness of things
and such erroneous views will disappear by themselves.
When you try to stop activity to achieve passivity
your very effort fills you with activity.
As long as you remain in one extreme or the other
you will never know Oneness.

- Sengstan

translated from the Chinese

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Esmer, when is season 3.0 of the new Battlestar Galactica going to be release?

• • • 

I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.

Esmer:

How long have you been hiding the fact that you are the King in Yellow?

Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer:

How long have you been hiding the fact that you are the King in Yellow?

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask.
Stranger: Indeed?
Cassilda: Indeed, it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.
Stranger: I wear no mask

Esmer wrote:

Keev Furaha wrote:if a mime falls in the forest, does anyone hear it?

No. Nobody cares about those fucking mimes.

Zues: Are you aiming for those people?
John McClane: No. Well, maybe that mime.

Esmer, do Wookies have internal or external genitalia? In other words, is it just covered in hair or does it only come out for Wookie playtime?

Esmer:

Would you like to come down into my cellars and sample the Amantillado I have?

does absinthe make the heart grow fonder?

Emotional Leper wrote:Esmer:

Would you like to come down into my cellars and sample the Amantillado I have?

Ah! It's is I who has the better cask of Amontillado!! Ask Fortunato . . . though you will need a pick to find him . . .