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I'm a V.A., but I'm not going to fool myself into thinking that's by choice. At least, not all of the time. Some of the time it feels like dem girls are into me. I know now it's just chemistry though, cuz I ain't shmexy. But believe me. I'm pretty sure the chemistry is real.

Also, I assume we are talking about insertion here?
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Holsety wrote:
Also, I assume we are talking about insertion here?
this leads to questions that i ain't asking. but will be happy to read about.

i remember my first time, it started as the best sex i ever had. after that it has stood all these years as the worst sex i have ever had. odd that?
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sgt.null wrote: i remember my first time, it started as the best sex i ever had. after that it has stood all these years as the worst sex i have ever had. odd that?
:lol:

The great thing about sucking at sex is that practicing to be better is still really fun :twisted:
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Rigel wrote:
sgt.null wrote: i remember my first time, it started as the best sex i ever had. after that it has stood all these years as the worst sex i have ever had. odd that?
:lol:

The great thing about sucking at sex is that practicing to be better is still really fun :twisted:
at least i got to prove over time with that girl that i got better. :)
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Honestly, what I want to know is, am I V.A. if I've experienced things besides inserting into a bodily category nullity null null. I'm not sure I'm ready to share yet. I'm just not sure I want to share.
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Holsety wrote:Honestly, nullity null null.
that should be your signature. and my feeling is - sex is sex.
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Holsety wrote:Honestly, nullity null null.
that should be your signature. and my feeling is - sex is sex.
The thing is, it sure doesn't FEEL like nullity null null.

But I made my sig a null since you requested it. Though it's more like null null nullity.
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Holsety wrote:Also, I assume we are talking about insertion here?
Question for the ages. I've wondered this myself since I worry about where I am on the Whore Scale. Not that it really matters anymore, mind you.

The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
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JazFusion wrote:
Holsety wrote:Also, I assume we are talking about insertion here?
Question for the ages. I've wondered this myself since I worry about where I am on the Whore Scale. Not that it really matters anymore, mind you.

The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
Hell no. I have yet to get any action at all as a 21 year old. You know married couples in their 30s get more sex than any other group, right? :lol:
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Cambo wrote:
JazFusion wrote:
Holsety wrote:Also, I assume we are talking about insertion here?
Question for the ages. I've wondered this myself since I worry about where I am on the Whore Scale. Not that it really matters anymore, mind you.

The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
Hell no. I have yet to get any action at all as a 21 year old. You know married couples in their 30s get more sex than any other group, right? :lol:
Not quite in my 30's but married and with a kid. So yes, I get a lot of action.

A lot of one minute action. And then sleep.
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But basically what I meant was, if I knew what I knew now, I'd want to be 21 forever and ever.

Because damn. If I had the body I did at 21.....
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JazFusion wrote:But basically what I meant was, if I knew what I knew now, I'd want to be 21 forever and ever.

Because damn. If I had the body I did at 21.....
I gotta say, my body hit its peak at 19, but my soul keeps on getting sexier :D
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i just want the stamina/enthusiasm i had at 19 and the knowledge i have now... i would ruin many a woman. :)
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Same here, bruthaman.


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If my body hit its peak at 19-21, I don't want to know where it's going without exercise. Time to go use mom and dad's treadmill, thanks for the reminder.
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JazFusion wrote:The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
Hit the gym. 21 year old me wishes he had my body.

21 is like a little larva (ask my grandfather, who powerlifted in his late 40s and 50s).
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Cagliostro wrote:Same here, bruthaman.


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JazFusion wrote: The only thing I regret is not having enough fun with the body I used to have. How did I ever think I was fat/ugly? I want to be 21 forever and ever.
I know, right?? I was actually pretty smokin' (albeit dressed in hippie rags, which apparently was a turn-on to a certain type) and I was embarassed by my body... although that didn't stop me from... I better just shut up now.

Seems like the ideal, then, is to get married, and start practicing, so when you're in your 30s and having all that action, it's really really good. (Actually, that is how I remember it!!) :roll:
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deer of the dawn wrote:Seems like the ideal, then, is to get married, and start practicing, so when you're in your 30s and having all that action, it's really really good. (Actually, that is how I remember it!!) :roll:
If good sex with someone you love is all you want, then yes, that would be the ideal! :P But, even if not the ideal, it's a perfectly good aim for real life.
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[quote="Holsety"]
If good sex with someone you love is all you want[quote]

luckily i have had that for 17 years of marriage. :)
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