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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:46 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. You love the heat, the sand and all the lovely Oases.
Bad news. The Oases turn out to be figments of your superior intellectual imagination
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:08 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: They're superior oases.
Bad news: They only have imaginary water.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:25 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You drag yer hot self to a public bar at the edge of the desert
and slake yer thirst
Bad news. Youre hungry and you just missed their service time for lunch
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 5:17 pm
by samrw3
Good news: They have a Costco close by and you realllly want that hot dog special
Bad News: You lost your membership card in the whole Bieber/zombie/pod people mess
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:27 am
by Sorus
Good news: This particular Costco allows access to the food court without requiring you to show your membership card.
Bad news: You're still on an alien planet, and they don't accept Earth money.
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:48 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You find a gambling token on the ground and gamble yourself a tidy amount
Bad News: The gambling token belonged to Khan and boy is he pissed!
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:55 pm
by Sorus
Good news: You are offered a way of repaying the debt.
Bad news: The first step involves putting a Ceti eel into your ear.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:12 am
by Khaliban
Good news: Khan suddenly realized that he doesn't remember you, because you weren't on the Enterprise when he was there.
Bad news: Now, you're Genesis fodder.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:14 am
by Skyweir
Good news. Being Genesis fodder gives you that new start you were looking for.
Bad news. Lifes pretty tuff as a single cell thingy.
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:08 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You rapidly evolve.
Bad news: Klingons beat you up.
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:24 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You recover from your beating and soon feel up to exploring your new existence and world.
Bad news. Some how beyond all reason, Trump is STILL president.
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:55 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: You pretend to be Mexican, and they kick you out.
Bad news: You don't actually speak Spanish.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:33 am
by Skyweir
Good news. The Mexicans Invade Trump World where you are currently and welcome you with open arms.
Bad news. You hate Mexican food, and tbh Mexicans.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:56 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: You can flee to Canada.
Bad news: Canada is <i>boring</i>.
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:58 am
by Skyweir
GOOD NEW. You discover to your surprise many amazing things about Canada, like public health care, a 7 month ski season, Cadbury Crispy Crunches, polar bears, Maccas has a MacLobster happy meal and that the government has a direct line you can prank call any time of the day or night
BAD NEWS. All government officials, well tbh Canadian citizens are highly photogenic making your potato face look rather below par in comparison. As such you are highly recognisable as an outsider
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:59 pm
by Khaliban
Good news: You don't care if you're recognized as an outsider.
Bad news: A 7 month ski season means Canada is boring and cold.
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 8:56 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You stock pile drugs, crispy crunches and politeness dust.
Bad news. Your dust allergies flare up
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:22 am
by Khaliban
Good news: Public health care can clear up the allergies.
Bad news: The politeness dust makes you too polite to ask for help.
Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:39 am
by Skyweir
Good news. The drugs you stockpiled include anti dust allergy medication and you are quickly recovered.
Bad news. You are somewhat constipated because of the drugs .. and are now are way too polite to ask to be excused
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:58 am
by deer of the dawn
Good news: you finally make it to the bathrooms which are more like self-contained spas of gleaming marble and glass.
Bad news: water's off.
and slake yer thirst 
