Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:50 pm
Every online search has lead me to you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I like me,
And you will too!
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Cheesy Pickup Lines
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Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:45 pm
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:29 am
Youve been waiting for me your whole life
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:31 am
Oooh oooh
I am the answer to all your prayers
I prolly heard it somewhere but it came to me and I thought ooh ooh I have another one
I am the answer to all your prayers
I prolly heard it somewhere but it came to me and I thought ooh ooh I have another one
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:33 pm
Can I see if you have the same secret as Victoria?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:05 am
MA-NA MA-NA!
(If they don't instinctively reply "duh-daa, duh-daa-duh" forget it. They're not human. Don't waste your time chatting them up.)
(If they don't instinctively reply "duh-daa, duh-daa-duh" forget it. They're not human. Don't waste your time chatting them up.)
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:16 pm
If you were a chicken, you would be im-peckable
.Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:50 pm
Oh, that joke was christmas cracker good!
Speaking of such things:
Do you like christmas?
Well pull this, it's a cracker!
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:03 pm
I have picked myself to be your body guard...which parts do you want guarded?
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:16 am
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:40 am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My word that's a fine shirtfull you have there
Would you like to accompany me back to my study?
I'd like to show you my etchings
Violets are blue
My word that's a fine shirtfull you have there
Would you like to accompany me back to my study?
I'd like to show you my etchings
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:50 am
the definition of cheesy Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:06 pm
I am a billionaire. The end.
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:15 pm
Your lips look so lonely 
Would they like to meet mine
Would they like to meet mine
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:53 pm
You look exactly like my next girlfriend!
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:10 pm
So weird. I heard a comedian on the stand-up radio station use that line, and I was going to add that to this thread the next time I was here. So funny.Cheval wrote:You look exactly like my next girlfriend!
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:50 am
If I were a transplant surgeon, I would give you my heart.
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:35 am
If I were a more romantic man and didn't care for chocolate quite so much, I might just contemplate giving you my penultimate Rolo.
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:52 am
On a scale from 1 to 10, you are a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:16 pm
I want to be like your visa card Everywhere you want to be