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Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:39 am
by sgt.null
If I offered you my watch as my half of the bill...
i'd force you to wash pots for the rest
if I left you for a younger poster...
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:21 am
by Kerb
I would shrug my shoulder.
If I kissed the waitress you...
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:33 am
by Spring
If you kissed the waitress I would ask for a new one.
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:39 pm
by sgt.null
if spring failed to give a sentence...
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:53 pm
by Kerb
I will teach grammar and philosophy.
If I threw chalk at the student not paying attention...
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:21 pm
by sgt.null
If I threw chalk at the student not paying attention...
you would hit me many times.
if i gave you my world...
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:46 am
by Spring
If you game me your world, I would eat it.
If Sarge was not a clown, you would...
Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:00 pm
by sgt.null
sleep easier at night.
if you were called by Liberache, you would.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:59 pm
by Lorelei
If I were called by Liberace.....I would freak out cause he's dead.
If I threw a snowball......
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:46 pm
by Xar
If you threw a snowball, I'd skillfully dodge it and throw back a vial of very toxic bacterial goo we have in the lab.
If I did throw the vial of bacterial goo first, though...
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:56 pm
by Lorelei
If you did throw the vial of bacterial goo first, I'd quickly don my biohazard suit and laugh gleefully as the goo harmlessly slid off.
If I laughed at you,
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:17 am
by drew
If I laughed at you, I'd hope you were laughing at something funny I said said, not just laughing AT me!
If I said something I though was funny but you realy didn't get it, but didn't want to hurt my feelings....
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:43 am
by Xar
If you said something you thought was funny but I really didn't get it, but didn't want to hurt your feelings.... I'd grit my teeth and pretend to laugh, while making a mental note never to come within range of you ever again
Hmm, if I were to carve my name in precise letters on your freshly-painted car...
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 5:31 pm
by drew
Hmm, if I were to carve my name in precise letters on your freshly-painted car...I would just let you do it, cause materism isn't for me. although I may sit you down, and have s talk to find out why you seem to exhibit such destructive behavor.
If I gave you a time out....
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:32 pm
by Xar
If you gave me a time out... I'd probably cheerfully walk away and go rest for a long while, enjoying the unexpected break.
If your co-workers decided to defenestrate you...
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:18 am
by ussusimiel
If my co-workers decided to defenestrate me I'd save myself by boring them silly explaining the etmyology of the word.
If you et my ology....
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:52 am
by deer of the dawn
I'd put a "spell" on you.
If I gave you a million dollars....
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:28 pm
by aTOMiC
If you gave me a million dollars I would be a millionaire and you would not.
If Aliens landed on in the parking lot of your Taco Bell...
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:24 pm
by Cord Hurn
If Aliens landed on in the parking lot of your Taco Bell...I'd recommend they try the steak burrito.
If that Taco Bell just happened to be out of your favorite hot sauce...
cause and effect game
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:46 am
by sgt.null
I dont like Taco Bell so I wouldn't care
If I ran mallorys