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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:51 pm
by Savor Dam
Your rind may be soft and your flesh tender, indeed, of the vinest kind, but your stouter stalks may splinter if they get dry enough.
So (in the spirit of the thread), may your stalk always have occasion to remain moist.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:17 am
by ussusimiel
Eeewh! I felt icky enough writing my post, but now I feel positively grimy! Maybe, I'm not as mature as I thought I was!
Still, all this fertilizer should help my bulbous marrow to lengthen, become firm and also cause it to tumesce nicely!
u.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 3:22 am
by Savor Dam
That, u, is one of the few advantages of being a herd-beast "of a certain age", albeit of
uncertain maturity.
While my spice usually do not engage in the same sort of wordplay I am known for, they refer to this aspect of my personality as "satyr but wiser."
Of course, they also will bemoan in the next breath that fact that I am "
such a guy..."
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:43 pm
by Icarus Unfallen
lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:45 pm
by lorin
Icarus Unfallen wrote:lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.
Ha!!!!! funny!
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:39 pm
by Frostheart Grueburn
Icarus Unfallen wrote:lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.
Ananda has been a...flaccid guy all this time and not one of those promiscuous blonde Swedesses?
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:03 am
by Ananda
Frostheart Grueburn wrote:Icarus Unfallen wrote:lorin wrote: I like Ananda's Softy better.
Ananda has been a...flaccid guy all this time and not one of those promiscuous blonde Swedesses?
I'm not blonde at the moment, so there is that. But, you people need to calm yourselves: I don't want to have to hose you down because I might get a bit wet if I do.
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:51 am
by Dread Poet Jethro
Ananda denied
Just one of the adjectives
What shall we conclude?
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:06 am
by rdhopeca
Ananda wrote:Frostheart Grueburn wrote:Icarus Unfallen wrote:
Ananda has been a...flaccid guy all this time and not one of those promiscuous blonde Swedesses?
I'm not blonde at the moment, so there is that. But, you people need to calm yourselves: I don't want to have to hose you down because I might get a bit wet if I do.
I am unclear how such an assertion could do anything to encourage calmness on those of us who might be open to said "hosing down" and the accompanying result.
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:21 pm
by Ananda
Softy wrote:Well, as you are the prevailing professional of ur-vile-lore, particularly their hawt orgies involving manacles and puissant daggers, why don't you expand and enlarge the article?
Isn't that the job for a fluffer?
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:03 am
by rdhopeca
Ananda wrote:Softy wrote:Well, as you are the prevailing professional of ur-vile-lore, particularly their hawt orgies involving manacles and puissant daggers, why don't you expand and enlarge the article?
Isn't that the job for a fluffer?
Or a particularly feisty Waynhim.
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:52 am
by sgt.null
is this were I come in?
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:52 am
by rdhopeca
One supposes one could acquire excellent "fluffer" skills in your neck of the woods...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:42 pm
by ussusimiel
rdhopeca wrote:One supposes one could acquire excellent "fluffer" skills in your neck of the woods...
Well I suppose if the neck grabbing is an essential part of 'fluffing'...?
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:12 am
by Hashi Lebwohl
There are two way to successfully engage in the art of neck grabbing. One is done when you work up a sweat, your fingers moving quickly but lightly up and down then back and forth. The other is done after the sweating is over and you wish to cool down, gently grabbing the neck and hoisting that which is attached to your parched mouth, salivating in anticipation.
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:55 pm
by ussusimiel
That is so bad, it's brilliant! I had to read it a number of time before I realised that it wasn't just straight-up p**n
You get a
trending on the Watch mention for this.
[On topic:]
I said 'straight-up' *Beavis and Butthead laugh*
u.
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:13 pm
by michaelm
aliantha wrote:Anybody can join in, so feel free to stop by on a Friday and give it a go.
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 3:38 pm
by Frostheart Grueburn
Good gods, two months back Squishy was frowning at bawdy jests and now handing out awards for telling the very offensive!
What befell in Fe after I had departed?
Ananda wrote:Softy wrote:Well, as you are the prevailing professional of ur-vile-lore, particularly their hawt orgies involving manacles and puissant daggers, why don't you expand and enlarge the article?
Isn't that the job for a fluffer?
So A. made a triple-entendre out of a deliberate double-entendre...and yet in the end, she never did tend to the article that yearned for some expansion.
What a teaser.
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:57 am
by rdhopeca
"Squishy" ???? that's a double entendre all on its own...
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 5:55 am
by sgt.null
sgt.null wrote:Lucimay: mrs.null had the good fortune to be beautiful, so I couldn't tell she was faking.