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Smokey the Bear would whack Yogi with his forest-shovel and then proclaim, "only YOU can start a forest fire!"

Darin ONE (Dick York) vs. Darin TWO (Dick Sargent)... which one wins?
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Tie.
Samatha would twitch her nose and end the fight before it got started.

Scoobie Doo or Astro?
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Scoobie after a Scoobie snack!

Batman vs. Wolverine!
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Adamantium slices through rubber bat suit like butter. Wolvy wins!


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I don't see the other two sending the earth backward in time so I have to go with Movie Superman. (as dumb as that sounds) Hoping new movie Superman blows em all away.)

Jupiter versus Zeus
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Jupiter! because ... well ... I like planets!!


Beyonder (any Marvel fan know who he is?) vs. Thanos!!


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Beyonder hands down.

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Got to go with the younger Andy. Taylor.


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Eddie's hip would pop out of socket and he would thrash around on the ground like a fish crying for Valerie-but she would not come.
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Homer Simpson v.s. Hank Hill
well Homer can not hold his beer, and Hank being a true Texan wins this hands down...

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Bobby Hill, he would get him laughing with some jokes, the put on the Steer mascot uniform and gore him. Besides, he is a reincarnation of the buddha, so you can't touch him.


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I'm Spartacus!


Mr. Peabody versus Shoe Shine Boy
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Hmm... tough one.

1) the Shoeshine Boy is too stupid (all those questions he asks!) to win a fight.
2) Mr Peabody is too smart and dignified to scrap with anyone.

I'd go with Mr. Peabody on this match because
he probably knows some martial-arts.

Norm from Cheers or Frank from M*A*S*H*?
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Norm easy!!

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Easily Norm one big belly butt and it's sayonara Ferret Face (+Norm has much more class)

edit: oh gods I'm under you now, er

Bruce would just wait for Jet to stop spinning and then clock him a good flying kick in the face!

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Woody would force Howdy to choke on his freckles!

Montel Williams vs. Venus Williams
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Venus. She'd whack Montel with her tennis racket.

Captain Picard or Captain Kirk?
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Kirk, standing over Picard's body, says "My... God! What... have I done?!?!"

Harriet Miers or Michael Myers (of SNL stock--not the horror dude)?
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Mike Myers easily (in Linda Richman Coffee Tawk regalia) steamrolls Harriet when becoming faklempt over Harriet's horrifying fashion sense. like buttah.


Greg Kinnear vs John Henson
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If I had any idea who John Henson is I'd take a gander...
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