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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:48 am
by MrKABC
Smokey the Bear would whack Yogi with his forest-shovel and then proclaim, "only YOU can start a forest fire!"
Darin ONE (Dick York) vs. Darin TWO (Dick Sargent)... which one wins?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:57 am
by Cheval
Tie.
Samatha would twitch her nose and end the fight before it got started.
Scoobie Doo or Astro?
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:10 am
by Creator
Scoobie after a Scoobie snack!
Batman vs. Wolverine!
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:33 pm
by safetyjedi
Adamantium slices through rubber bat suit like butter. Wolvy wins!
Superman movie vs. Lois & Clark Superman vs. Smallville Clark
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:54 pm
by aTOMiC
I don't see the other two sending the earth backward in time so I have to go with Movie Superman. (as dumb as that sounds) Hoping new movie Superman blows em all away.)
Jupiter versus Zeus
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:15 am
by Creator
Jupiter! because ... well ... I like planets!!
Beyonder (any Marvel fan know who he is?) vs. Thanos!!
[edit - because I keep mispelling things!! GRRR]
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:35 am
by sgt.null
Beyonder hands down.
Matlock vs Sheriff Taylor
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:10 pm
by aTOMiC
Got to go with the younger Andy. Taylor.
Eddie Van Halen versus Joe Satriani
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:43 am
by Sunbaneglasses
Eddie's hip would pop out of socket and he would thrash around on the ground like a fish crying for Valerie-but she would not come.
Homer Simpson v.s. Hank Hill
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:10 am
by sgt.null
Homer Simpson v.s. Hank Hill
well Homer can not hold his beer, and Hank being a true Texan wins this hands down...
Bobby Hill vs Bobby Brady
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:35 pm
by safetyjedi
Bobby Hill, he would get him laughing with some jokes, the put on the Steer mascot uniform and gore him. Besides, he is a reincarnation of the buddha, so you can't touch him.
Michael Douglas vs a younger Kirk Douglas
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 1:52 pm
by aTOMiC
I'm Spartacus!
Mr. Peabody versus Shoe Shine Boy
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:07 pm
by Cheval
Hmm... tough one.
1) the Shoeshine Boy is too stupid (all those questions he asks!) to win a fight.
2) Mr Peabody is too smart and dignified to scrap with anyone.
I'd go with Mr. Peabody on this match because
he probably knows some martial-arts.
Norm from Cheers or Frank from M*A*S*H*?
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:55 pm
by Creator
Norm easy!!
Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:56 pm
by danlo
Easily Norm one big belly butt and it's sayonara Ferret Face (+Norm has much more class)
edit: oh gods I'm under you now, er
Bruce would just wait for Jet to stop spinning and then clock him a good flying kick in the face!
Howdy Doody vs Woody
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:24 pm
by ur-bane
Woody would force Howdy to choke on his freckles!
Montel Williams vs. Venus Williams
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:33 pm
by onewyteduck
Venus. She'd whack Montel with her tennis racket.
Captain Picard or Captain Kirk?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:45 pm
by ur-bane
Kirk, standing over Picard's body, says "My... God! What... have I done?!?!"
Harriet Miers or Michael Myers (of SNL stock--not the horror dude)?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:32 pm
by lucimay
Mike Myers easily (in Linda Richman Coffee Tawk regalia) steamrolls Harriet when becoming faklempt over Harriet's horrifying fashion sense. like buttah.
Greg Kinnear vs John Henson
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:08 am
by danlo
If I had any idea who John Henson is I'd take a gander...