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Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:30 am**

LMAO ROLF

awe c'mon can't we give the poor monkey a break?

Posted: **Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:36 am**

NO!...

heehee...this one will really do your head in...

www.georgewbushwhackers.com/bushdance.html

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:39 am**

heh...

"Regardless of where you stand on the issue of the U.S. involvement in Iraq, here's a sobering statistic:

There has been a monthly average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths.

That gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000 persons for the same period.

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capital than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion:
The U.S. should pull out of Washington."

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:11 am**

Elfgirl wrote:NO!...

heehee...this one will really do your head in...

www.georgewbushwhackers.com/bushdance.html

awwwwwwwwwwe how huggably, rapably, cute

Posted: **Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:07 am**

Elfgirl wrote:The U.S. should pull out of Washington."

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:31 pm**

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:05 pm**

That is a funny one...though Coulter, by visual rights ONLY should be down below. BTW, i am sure there is a reverse of that poster out there somewhere... after all, we have Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johanssen, and many many more.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:25 pm**

Ya, know, I never understood what people find attractive about Ann Coulter, she looks like a drag Queen, even if you ignore her Adam's apple that is literally the size of an apple, matter of fact, I've known better looking and more feminine looking drag Queens.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:31 pm**

sindatur wrote:Ya, know, I never understood what people find attractive about Ann Coulter, she looks like a drag Queen, even if you ignore her Adam's apple that is literally the size of an apple, matter of fact, I've known better looking and more feminine looking drag Queens.

Much to my shock and dismay, so have I.

Yeah, I'd be worried about Ann standing at the urinal next to me.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:37 pm**

I can hear her now.... looking over at you.... "You call THAT a D*ck?"...

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:40 pm**

That would be my luck....Hers is probably bigger than mine.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:46 pm**

I don't know about her having a dick but listening to what she says it seems she has some pretty big balls!!

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:51 pm**

www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:42 pm**

I've seen that. Absolutely hilarious. Also, eerily awe-inspiring.

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:01 am**

--A

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:32 am**

More!!!

The latest in bumper stickers:

1. (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.

2. 1/20/09: End of an Error

3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4. Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6. You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

7. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow jobs Anymore

11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

12. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

13. Which God Do You Kill For?

14. Jail to the Chief

15. Who Would Jesus Torture?

16. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?

17. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

18. Bad president! No Banana!

19. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

20. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

21. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

22. Is It Vietnam Yet?

23. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

24. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Hand basket?

25. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

26. Impeach Cheney First

27. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too

28. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

29. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

30. 2004: Embarrassed. 2005: Horrified. 2006: Terrified.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:00 pm**

You have probably allready seen this... but here it is anyway

www.redhen.ca/frodo_has_failed!.htm

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:40 am**

Here's a nice change...Bush Humour from Bush.

Washington - At an annual dinner for broadcasters, President George W Bush poked fun at himself and a few others in remarks that drew laughter and applause.

"A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice-president had shot someone," Bush said at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association dinner on Wednesday.

"Ah," he said, "those were the good ol' days".

--A

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:26 pm**

Welcome to National Nightmare, the official home of the George Bush Countdown Clock Keychain. [link]

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:28 pm**

Wayfriend wrote:
Welcome to National Nightmare, the official home of the George Bush Countdown Clock Keychain. [link]

i already own one.

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