Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:47 am**

***POOF***

Your sisters cat is no longer a pest. In fact, it is now the most desirable cat ever. People camp on your front lawn for months to see it and you loose all privacy.

I wish I had magic powers.

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:09 pm**

**POOF**

Unfortunatly your magical powers start making you think that you are invincable...unstoppable...you get a GodComplex, and end up turning into a evil villan (Evil Mister Magic is your name)...and an army of good guy super heros, who used to be your friends have to defeat you.

I wish I didn't have so much yard work to do.

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:23 pm**

POOF!

Now you only have foot work to do, besides dancing, relexologly, toe stubbing, avoiding bullets (

) and under the table nookie you only have to contend with
• Clubfoot
• Bunions
• Pes planus
• Club foot repair
• Foot pain
• Diabetic foot care
• Thromboangiitis obliterans
• Tibial nerve dysfunction
• Athlete's foot
Hang nails, cracked skin and that obnoxious animated disease creature on the TV commercials

I wish I could shut off the comp and get going!

Posted: **Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:51 pm**

The comp has shut itself off for you! Now, if only you could get it to turn back on....

I wish there were more orange soda in the house... T_T

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:03 am**

Oh, there's plenty of orange soda in the house. Unfortanately it's Caffeine free, Diet Mountain Dew Orange Rush. Drink up!!

I wish I could complete my short story.

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:22 am**

***POOF*** wish granted.

You just type in the "the end" on your short story and the computer crashes...and you didn't have a backup copy.

I wish I could get fit without exercising!

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:18 pm**

***Zzzzzzzzzap!*****

You discover the magicof plastic surgery; unfortuantly once you start you just can't stop, and after years you end up looking like the Cat Lady (or worse, that lady on the Price is Right...uuuugh)

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:26 pm**

(No wish from drew? Hmm...)
*POOF*
You "no-wish" wish comes true and NOTHING that you wish for or want will ever be granted.

I wish that I liked living in Florida.

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:35 pm**

****ZZZAPO***

Now you're an old guy, driving around in a moterized cart, flirting with the widows
(they seem to enjoy Florida, do they not?)

I wish we lived in a just society, were consuption wasn't the key ingredient to happiness.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:53 am**

***PING***

The key ingrediant to happiness is now the egg of the dodo (extinct for over 100 years).

I wish my name was Nigel.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:01 pm**

POOF

Your name is now Nigel (Bruce) you are torn between hidden manlove for and intense secret hate of living in Basil Rathbone's shadow. The worst part is that you've been dead for at least 30 years.

I wish my back didn't hurt so badly today.

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:25 am**

POOF
Your back does not hurt so badly today, so you must "get up offa that thang" dance and you'll feel betta!

I wish I could fly.

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:05 am**

****Poof***** wish granted.

Up you fly on your new wings...straight into the firing line of a bunch of rednecks during duck hunting season....ka-BLAM!

I wish I had unlimited funds.

Posted: **Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:54 pm**

ZZZZAP!

You now have unlimited funds.
However, the I.R.S. is now VERY interested in contacting you... right NOW!
You must live the remainder of your natural life running from all goverments.

I wish that dinner was ready already.

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:48 am**

****poof***** wish granted.

Your dinner is ready - the microwave has pinged.

I wish Aussie football fans weren't such a bunch of sore losers.

Posted: **Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:47 pm**

*****BAM******

Now that all the Aussi FB fans have turned into pansies; and to cater to them, they had to take all contact out of the game.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:43 pm**

***SHAZZAM***

you have three more wishes but you are inexplicably unable to communicate them!!

I wish the next poster had to continue this in a separate "Corrupt a wish continued" thread!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:48 pm**

Your wish is my command.
Unfortunety, Cho & Damelon deleted all 28 threads I created.

I wish I had superpowers.

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:23 pm**

***POOF****
You DO have superpowers - Unfortunately they are the USA & Russia, and they have bankrupted you with their unholy cash demands for their defence budgets.

I wish Scotland could win the World Cup in 2010

Posted: **Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:00 am**

BAMF!
Your wish WOULD have been granted, unfortunantly Scotland was invaded in the year 2009 by the evil Dutch*, and therefore there is no longer a Scottish football team.

I wish that my favorite pink shirt didn't have a stain on the sleeve.

*The author of this post would like to note that she has absolutely nothing against the Dutch... but really... who knows what will happen in the next three years?