Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:54 pm**

Down in 16th place, but the FIFA rankings are a waste of time.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:52 pm**

Indded they are, although im happy that scotland went up!

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:08 pm**

Seen that this is sort of the new football topic(even though I have put this in the normal football topic).

Anyway, Juventus have been Relegated to Serie B with a 30 points deducted at beginning of next season. Lazio have been Relegated to Serie B. Florentina have been Relegated to Serie B. AC Milan have survived to Serie A but will be deducted 15 points at beginning of next season. None of these teams will play in the Champions League.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:52 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:15 am**

I'm delighted, it means my favourite Italian team get to play in the Champions League for the first time. Forza Palermo!

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:41 pm**

Why ZZ blew his top....

At last, here is the definitive version of what pushed Zinedane Zidane over the edge.

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First, Marco Materazzi grabs hold of Zidane's shirt.
Zidane says, 'If you want my shirt that badly you can have it.'
Materazzi replies 'I don't want your shirt you m***** f******. You're a f****** old man.'
Zidane laughs as they both jog towards the halfway line. The Italian defender then hits him with another volley of abuse.
'You should've quit two years ago, you're a f****** has-been. Your mother is a f****** terrorist, and you are too. F*** you, old man, f*** you! This game is not for you any more, old man!
Your sister is a whore and the whole Italian team has ****** her. Now f*** off you bald ****'
Zidane just smiles and carries on jogging.
Then Materazzi adds: 'And you are only good enough for Aston Villa.'
At this point, Zidane turns and butts the Italian.

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Football World Cup 2006